The only recent contact that the King of the Waitress Sandwich has had with a virgin is the last bottle of Chivas he opened.
You wrote:
"King of the Waitress Sandwich..."
Ah, so you remember that encounter with Sen. Dodd.
Two questions:
a) Was Kennedy on top?
b) When was the last time the feminists mentioned this?
Remember, if Monica Lewinsky was 'just about sex'--
then so was Anita Hill!
(What's worse, a BJ or a joke about a hair on a coke can?)