You wrote:
"King of the Waitress Sandwich..."
Ah, so you remember that encounter with Sen. Dodd.
Two questions:
a) Was Kennedy on top?
b) When was the last time the feminists mentioned this?
Remember, if Monica Lewinsky was 'just about sex'--
then so was Anita Hill!
(What's worse, a BJ or a joke about a hair on a coke can?)
a) Who cares.
b) Never.
Enquiring minds want to know if the restaurant in question was cited either for health code violations or for impersonating a bordello.