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Morford: Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 9/1/04
| Mark Morford (who else?)
Posted on 09/01/2004 10:55:20 AM PDT by MikalM
Bunny-curdling screams were heard throughout the Beltway last week and Laura Bush herself got all flustered and confused as vice president and noted hunk of rabid warmongering neoconservatism Dick Cheney broke ranks with his party of other hunks of rabid warmongering neoconservatives and admitted, in public, that he thinks gay people are, you know, mostly OK.
Sort of. A little. In small doses.
"With respect to the question of relationships, my general view is that freedom means freedom for everyone. People ought to be able to free -- ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to." This is what Cheney actually said.
Reporters gasped. Bystanders were stunned. Small flowers burst into flames. Shockingly, the GOP's lightning bolts of homophobic self-righteousness did not strike Mr. Cheney dead on the spot. And his head, contrary to reports, did not actually spin all the way around, twice.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: California
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:55:25 AM PDT
by
MikalM
To: MikalM
Talk about Cheney giving up the Bulletin Board Material for Pro-Homo-Union-Marriage queers and their sympathizers...
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:57:12 AM PDT
by
ApesForEvolution
(DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA)
To: MikalM
We can't post Gannett. We can't post LAT. We can't post WAPO.
But, we can post THIS?
What's wrong with this jpeg?
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:58:19 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)
To: MikalM
Mr. Morford is mentally ill.
Cordially,
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:58:32 AM PDT
by
Diamond
To: MikalM
"Mark Morford gets his 32 IQ on"
"Mark Morford gets his hate on"
"Mark Morford gets his (mega-barf alert) on"
"Mark Morford gets his pathetic attempt at wit on"
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posted on
09/01/2004 11:04:07 AM PDT
by
TZolf
To: MikalM
the GOP's lightning bolts of homophobic self-righteousness did not strike Mr. Cheney dead on the spot.
"Homophobic???" I'm not SCARED of queers, I just think their practices are an abomination in God's eyes.
Owl_Eagle
Guns Before Butter.
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posted on
09/01/2004 11:05:33 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(“Thank God for Canadians, they’re just like us, only better.” Michael Moore)
To: Diamond
Notice that every Morford column has a subtle reference to deviant sexual behavior.
I truly believe Morford is facing an identity and gender crisis.
To: TZolf
Poor Mark, none of his lovers ever look him in the eye.
To: MikalM
This is pure trash that ranks right up there with the banned Ted Rall.
He actually gets paid to write this?
To: Diamond
Mr. Morford is brain-damaged from too much blunt-force trauma to the rectum.
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posted on
09/01/2004 11:09:39 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Mark Morford is an ardent dog lover. He says so himself.)
To: MikalM
This post should include a (Morford Gay Radical Suck-Up Barf Alert)
To: MikalM
Poor Miss Morford. That mean old syphillis has just eaten away at her brain to the point of complete incoheence.
To: MikalM
Moford always "has his gay on".
To: MikalM
OK...I've said it before...I mainly click on these for the keywords, and this one was no disappointment.
KEYWORDS: SITZPINKLER
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFL!
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posted on
09/01/2004 11:13:41 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: ServesURight
What must it be like to wake up every morning knowing that your entire existance is defined by your pathetic little wee-wee and where you will choose to hide it next?
To: MikalM
it gives the Democrats shivering fits.Not exactly my choice of words. I might have used a different word that rhymes with "fits."
To: MikalM
Mark Morford: Maureen Dowd with a penis.
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