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McCain speech convinces Michael Moore to become a Republican
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| Tuesday, August 31 @ 03:37:41 CDT
| The C&B
Posted on 09/01/2004 1:18:33 AM PDT by georgewrepublican99
McCain speech convinces Michael Moore to become a Republican.
The crowd-stopper in McCain's speech was an offering of love to anti-Bush and anti-war filmmaker Michael Moore, who was in the arena on a press pass. Moore was given a massive group hug from the crowd and was instantly won over by the GOP.
(Excerpt) Read more at thecockandbull.ca ...
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: charredtroll; greasespot; groundzero; gwb2004; lightningrod; mccain; moore; ooohzotmeplease; rncconvention; troll; vikingkitties; zot; zotash; zotbait
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To: darkwing104; Old Sarge
From the
same site:
Kerry awarded fourth Purple Heart for latest sacrifice
Washington, DC - US Democratic candidate John Kerry received another Purple Heart today. Kerry was wounded emotionally by comments originating from the group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
The comments which criticized his previous Purple Heart awards caused the presidential candidate 2 3 hours of distress this past week, earning him a fourth award.
"It's a great honour," said Kerry, I guess the people who give these out are always in a good mood when my name rolls around.
Kerry is expected to recover from his injuries, though his military future is uncertain and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have plans to criticize his new award.
Jeez, stand down the jerking knees.
41
posted on
09/01/2004 7:30:25 AM PDT
by
Chemist_Geek
("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
To: georgewrepublican99
Hey, lookkee here!
It's "joecockandbull" troll, who pimped his website and got his thread pulled AND himself banned!
42
posted on
09/01/2004 7:31:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
To: georgewrepublican99
And you signed up today just to post this?
43
posted on
09/01/2004 7:31:38 AM PDT
by
COEXERJ145
(Hannity Was Right, FReepers Tend To Eat Their Own)
To: georgewrepublican99
I'm so ready to make friends with this fat slob now, I want to take him fishing.
We'd have 450 pounds of shark bait.
To: kingattax
Don't spend excessive effort or time looking for a Republican.
They have been replaced by the "Compassionate Republican."
Whatever the hell that is.
45
posted on
09/01/2004 7:32:22 AM PDT
by
Happy2BMe
(JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
To: Arrowhead1952
If this guy is a disrupter, I sure enjoy the disruption. The sarcasm is delightful.
To: Blue Collar Christian
Well, last time he was here, since he's retread, he was 'joecockandbull' and was pimping his website.
47
posted on
09/01/2004 7:39:33 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
To: georgewrepublican99
Setting Beeber to STUNE,
Steady.....
Steady.....
FIRE!!!!!!!
48
posted on
09/01/2004 7:40:12 AM PDT
by
clyde260
(Public Enemy #1: Network News!)
To: Chemist_Geek
Jeez, stand down the jerking knees.Didn't take me long to figure it out.
49
posted on
09/01/2004 7:42:43 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Darksheare
I didn't read any other articles on the website, but thought this was funny. It was too ridiculous for me to see as partisan. Sorta like the Jib Jab "This Land". And I still want to take the slob fishing.(re: post #44)
To: georgewrepublican99
51
posted on
09/01/2004 7:57:42 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(I don't have to know what it looks like to know what it looks like.)
To: georgewrepublican99
"Moore expressed gratitude and thanked McCain for inviting him to support President Bush. He said he would now use his film making skills to expose the illegitimate wars started by John Kerry."
\
Yeah, right!
Some moron will probably believe this.
52
posted on
09/01/2004 8:01:30 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I have a schedule to keep. He'll die later. LOL!
![](http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/t/the_ma-the_po/the_pit_and_the_pendulum(2).jpg)
53
posted on
09/01/2004 8:02:11 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Old Sarge; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; ...
Your Orders follow...
54
posted on
09/01/2004 8:03:40 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: georgewrepublican99; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...
Hey Troll!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
Zot!
Did you feel that?
55
posted on
09/01/2004 8:10:00 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: MeekOneGOP
Nice poster.
In Poe's story, I somehow missed the dame in the see-through gown.
;-)
56
posted on
09/01/2004 8:12:03 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
How about this one...
57
posted on
09/01/2004 8:20:18 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Alas, not the faintest recollection.
58
posted on
09/01/2004 8:34:10 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
hehe! I was about 8 years old when I saw that movie. It scared me to death,
especially when they opened the coffin and those hands were sticking up
against the top of it. I almost had a heart attack.
59
posted on
09/01/2004 8:41:36 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Blue Collar Christian
I know.
It's frowned upon to pimp one's website, as long as he doesn't do that he's okay.
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posted on
09/01/2004 8:42:48 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
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