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Daily Kerry Crack-ups - August 29-30, 2004 (Photos)
Yahoo! ^ | 8/29/2004-8/30/2004 | Various

Posted on 08/30/2004 5:07:38 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate

I saved yesterday's photos for today, since there were so few. Kerry and Teresa attended church and Kerry's daughters were booed at the MTV Music Awards. Today, Kerry reenacts a Swift Boat pose and windsurfs.

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) (R) arrives with his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry at St. Mary's, Our Lady of the Isle church in Nantucket, Massachusetts, August 29, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) arrives at St. Mary's, Our Lady of the Isle church in Nantucket, Massachusetts, August 29, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Vanessa Kerry (L) and Alexandra Kerry, daughters of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, try to quiet the crowd as they speak on stage at the MTV Music Awards at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida, August 29, 2004. The crowd continued to boo throughout their speech. REUTERS/Marc Serota

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) (C) and his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry (2nd L) look for a place to windsurf off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, August 30, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) (L) windsurfs past a sailboat off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, August 30, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) windsurfs off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, August 30, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Democractic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., windsurfs off the coast of Nantucket, Mass. on Monday, Aug. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

Democractic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., windsurfs off the coast of Nantucket, Mass. on Monday, Aug. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) windsurfs off the coast of Nantucket, August 30, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alexandrakerry; dork; kerry; teresa; vanessakerry
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1 posted on 08/30/2004 5:07:38 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: BlessedAmerican; mylife; DietCoke; AmericanCheeseFood; flashbunny; Neets; GretchenM; Grani; ...

Crack-ups ping!


2 posted on 08/30/2004 5:09:35 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: itsnevertoolate

What, no helmet?


3 posted on 08/30/2004 5:09:51 PM PDT by arichtaxpayer (We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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To: itsnevertoolate

no matter what we know about kerry in the past, he has proved he is a total jackasprin for mocking the statue of mary. what a bean head.


4 posted on 08/30/2004 5:10:09 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: itsnevertoolate
I just got two words for Kerry

Totally moronic

5 posted on 08/30/2004 5:10:26 PM PDT by Kaslin (Kerry.....Going down, down down)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Do all windsurfers wear a woman's girdle?


6 posted on 08/30/2004 5:10:52 PM PDT by NewCenturions
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To: arichtaxpayer

Nah, he's too "MANLY", lol. But he does have metrosexual swim trunks!


7 posted on 08/30/2004 5:11:32 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: itsnevertoolate

Many years later we find John Kerry STILL looking for Private "Licorice" Hamster.


8 posted on 08/30/2004 5:12:28 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: itsnevertoolate

What a dork!


9 posted on 08/30/2004 5:14:40 PM PDT by BushisTheMan
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To: itsnevertoolate

"Yea, we know we've been saying that dissent is patriotic, but shut-up, OK?"

10 posted on 08/30/2004 5:15:32 PM PDT by spodefly (Just put Ur name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco ...)
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To: rineaux

I was going to joke that he was mocking the Mary pose, but now you've got me wondering if he really was. hmm.


11 posted on 08/30/2004 5:15:54 PM PDT by RedQuill
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To: itsnevertoolate

The photos prove it: a windsurfing dork is still a dork.


12 posted on 08/30/2004 5:24:55 PM PDT by catpuppy (Paid for by Liars and Lawyers for Kerry-Edwards)
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To: itsnevertoolate; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

I saw windsurfing in Hawaii, I have wanted to do this since then.

Now I am not to sure.


13 posted on 08/30/2004 5:27:11 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (Shut up and sing. I don't care what you think.)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Think there was another real good photoshot that could be framed. Kerry turning to TEE-RA-ZA with arms wide open, seeking an embrace and she takes a step to the side to avoid the embrace. It was so obvious that she was avoiding him.
Anybody else see this clip?


14 posted on 08/30/2004 5:31:43 PM PDT by conshack
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To: conshack

It's probably his halitosis.


15 posted on 08/30/2004 5:32:57 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: spodefly

I think Alexandra is just nose mining.


16 posted on 08/30/2004 5:33:30 PM PDT by alpo
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To: catpuppy

He may be able to wind-surf but we all know that he can't throw a Baseball or a Football!! Just what this country needs ..a pro windsurfer!


17 posted on 08/30/2004 5:35:36 PM PDT by ABN 505
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To: itsnevertoolate

Where's Jaws (Bruce the Shark) when you need him?


18 posted on 08/30/2004 5:45:45 PM PDT by mass55th ( “Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.”)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Okay, so he has the dork windsurfer vote tied up. I'm sure President Bush is worried about that.


19 posted on 08/30/2004 6:01:24 PM PDT by saint
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To: itsnevertoolate
I couldn't resist.


20 posted on 08/30/2004 6:13:52 PM PDT by mass55th ( “Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.”)
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