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Something tells me Bush holds all the aces ( Cool Hand Bush )
Telegraph ^ | 8/29/04 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/28/2004 4:33:31 PM PDT by mylife

Something tells me Bush holds all the aces (Filed: 29/08/2004)

At the beginning of the year, Thomas Lifson, who was at Harvard Business School with George W Bush, made an interesting observation about the President. He notes that young George "was a very avid and skillful poker player" when he was a Business Administration student and that "one of the secrets of a successful poker player is to encourage your opponent to bet a lot of chips on a losing hand. This is a pattern of behavior one sees repeatedly in George W Bush's political career".

Indeed one does. In the months following Mr Lifson's observation, the President sat back, as John Kerry's consultants, the Iowa caucus voters, the Democratic Party at large, and the media convinced themselves that the one card that trumps Bush's leadership in the war on terror was Kerry's four months in Vietnam, and bet everything on it. They have just lost that hand.

Kerry is in seclusion, unable to expose himself to any but the most sycophantic interviewers, and getting whumped by hundreds upon hundreds of fellow Swift boat veterans, plus former POWs, plus retired admirals, over every aspect of his brief stay in the Mekong Delta.

The Senator put his money on the wrong war. After a couple of entertaining weeks of the aggrieved Swiftees driving down his poll numbers in battleground states, it seems a shame to interrupt the implosion of the Kerry campaign for the Republican convention. But I'm sure the seared Senator is grateful for the intermission, and for the rest of us the next week affords a rare opportunity in this election campaign to catch up with the issues of the current millennium before the inept Kerry resumes bogging us down in his personal Vietnam quagmire again.

My sense is that the Swiftvets have changed the dynamics of the race. With the candidate's retro braggadocio on ice for the foreseeable future, the Kerry campaign late on Friday revived that old favourite, the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, releasing a flow chart full of multi-coloured arrows showing that Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison is a "close friend" of Merrie Spaeth, a public relations consultant to Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Yawn.

The fact is, even if Kerry was a Republican, these Swift boat guys would be hounding him. In a culture where "ABB" is now media shorthand for "Anyone But Bush", you would think the press would recognise these fellows for what they are: the ABK constituency.

Meanwhile, "Bush hatred" - another losing hand the Democrats put too many chips on - has peaked, and any saggy nudists or trust-fund anarchists who succeed in pulling off some camera-worthy stunt in Manhattan this week will only be boosting the President.

"BUSH LIED!!!!!!" is likewise a bust, given generally non-damaging official reports on 9/11, Abu Ghraib, etc, and that it's Kerry who's having to modify his claims on an almost daily basis, whether over his secret Christmas mission to Cambodia (false) and the question of whether his first Purple Heart was improperly awarded for a self-inflicted wound (true). As for Iraq, ever since the transfer of sovereignty that's all but off the radar.

So unlike the touchy Kerry - threatening lawsuits, calling for bans and smearing his fellow vets as "Republican liars" - just by staying cool the President has let his many detractors exhaust the political capital of their obsessions.

Bush isn't a great orator but he can rise to the occasion, and I expect he will this week, with an optimistic forward-looking speech that stands in contrast to Senator Kerry's weird up-the-Mekong-without-a-paddle routine. Bush's speech will also have jokes.

He tells jokes pretty well, though he could do with easing up on the old self-satisfied smirk after the punchline. But smirk-accompanied jokes are still better than Kerry, who had no jokes at all except a leaden clunker about the destiny-freighted detail of having been born in a hospital's "west wing" - wouldja believe it? and how many wings does a hospital have anyway? and doesn't this communicate Kerry's sense of entitlement rather than his sense of humour - formal confirmation that he believes he was literally born to be president?

As to the serious bits, I would be surprised if Bush mentions Iran or North Korea specifically, though it's likely both will require his attention early next year. But he will talk up successes in the war and remind us that, if we don't win it, the best prescription-drugs plan in the world isn't going to make much difference.

The Bush-haters are right about him: he is a radical President, just not in the cartoon manner they believe. So it will be interesting to hear what he has to say about tax reform and Social Security - two areas where he's got big ambitions. The rest of the week will be a soft-focus infomercial just like the Democratic Convention, but the Republican speakers - Rudy Giuliani, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McCain and dissident Democrat Senator Zell Miller - make a much stronger line-up than the old lions on display in Boston - Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, Bill and Hill, effective speakers all but strictly for the true believers. Rudy, Arnie and co have far more cross-party appeal.

The media will point out that this is a crock, it's a fraud, it's a travesty of a farrago: the Republicans are putting their social moderates out front, and burying all the hatchet-faced Right-wing meanies. And the critics have a point to this extent: reaching out to swing voters is a sham in that there don't seem to be any but the most statistically insignificant number of swing voters to reach out to.

In this election, it's more important to make sure none of your party's base vote stays home. The problem for Kerry is that Bush's base includes alienated Democrats. Al Gore lost in 2000 because he had no appeal to white rural males. That's what cost him his own state of Tennessee, among others.

Does anyone seriously think Kerry appeals to white rural males? A poll in The Los Angeles Times shows that 3 per cent of Republicans are voting for Kerry, but 15 per cent of Democrats - mainly "conservative Democrats" - are planning to vote for Bush. A crucial sliver of Democrats seem to recoil from Kerry the way effete elite Europeans recoil from Bush. Unfortunately the former, unlike the latter, can vote.

So the most likely outcome this November is an increased Republican majority in the House, a couple of extra Senate seats, and a second term for Bush. I might be wrong. Anything is possible. But the reluctance of the British press to admit the possibility that Bush isn't a loser suggests that they too have over-invested in John Kerry's very weak hand.


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To: ottothedog
you just don't appreciate the delicate dance of dem tactics Ann uses.

It seems brutal but its a beautiful dance L0L!
61 posted on 08/28/2004 5:32:15 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife
Al Gore lost in 2000 because he had no appeal to white rural males. That's what cost him his own state of Tennessee ...

And losing his own state of Tennessee lost him the election.

Thank you, Tennessee!

62 posted on 08/28/2004 5:34:07 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality)
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To: dennisw

I got that card once == that is a nasty card.


63 posted on 08/28/2004 5:34:41 PM PDT by stands2reason (Limousine Liberal--a man who has his cake, eats his cake, and complains that other people have cake.)
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Steyn bump


64 posted on 08/28/2004 5:37:51 PM PDT by Lyford
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To: mylife

I could read Steyn all darn day!


65 posted on 08/28/2004 5:38:34 PM PDT by tsmith130 (Making one's enemies suffer is currently an under-valued activity.)
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To: SamAdams76; Wait4Truth

Did you catch that little bit in the film on W at the 2000 election convention, where it made fun of his problem with words?

It was a little clip of him sitting with Laura, trying to say (if I recall right) that he was there when his daughters were born. But he said something like, "I was there when there was the birthing of... when Laura birthed...." -- and he sort of sighed in exasperation and turned away, and Laura chuckled and put a hand on his knee. It was perfect.

He takes his office seriously. Not himself. That's another separator between him and Mr. War Hero.

Dan


66 posted on 08/28/2004 5:38:59 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: mylife

When Ann gets done with them, they are just a bloody mess. She uses master strokes to reduce them to a bloody pulp, but Steyn neatly slices off all the parts and stacks them in the corner.


67 posted on 08/28/2004 5:40:55 PM PDT by ottothedog
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To: tsmith130
I could read Steyn all darn day!

Myself as well! Thought I need a dictionary handy. Steyn always engages me.

68 posted on 08/28/2004 5:41:21 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife; Pokey78; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; B4Ranch; Sabertooth; gubamyster

<< Unfortunately the former, unlike the latter, can vote. >>

I wish!

"The latter," of course, MAY not.

But they can and -- by mail and via their criminal-alien-invader surrogates -- by the hundreds of thousands -- do.


69 posted on 08/28/2004 5:43:29 PM PDT by Brian Allen (President George W Bush by 10 percentage points and 44 EC States -- the other bozo 6 States and DC)
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To: ottothedog
When Ann gets done with them, they are just a bloody mess. She uses master strokes to reduce them to a bloody pulp, but Steyn neatly slices off all the parts and stacks them in the corner.

Agreed.

The more i read Ann the more I tend to think she uses republican arguements wrapped in dem tactics.

I do love the way they screech about her viciousness

70 posted on 08/28/2004 5:44:22 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Brian Allen
they can and -- by mail and via their criminal-alien-invader surrogates -- by the hundreds of thousands

Of course we have the UN monitors to ensure that wont happen this time around ;^)

71 posted on 08/28/2004 5:46:18 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Miss Marple

From my recollection of various financial threads, he's either a gold bug or a short-seller, and good economic news drives him nuts.


72 posted on 08/28/2004 5:46:56 PM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: mylife

You could see that Kerry was pulling 100 baggage cars behind him way back in January. I was shocked when the Dems gave him a free pass. But that's what happens when you don't have a serious press corps in this country (or a press corps that's clearly biased in one direction, which is the same thing).


73 posted on 08/28/2004 5:49:35 PM PDT by cookcounty (John Kerry: On both sides of 3 wars.)
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To: Miss Marple; Willie Green; Admin Moderator
I don't think that's a fair assessment, Miss Marple, and DU this ain't. I wish Willie Green could find in it in his heart to support G.W. Bush, BUT, his disagreement with today's GOP appears to be principled and consistent.

To me, every current social and spending issue pales in significance beside the battle against islamofascist extremism. The same conservatives who rail against discretionary spending, illegal immigration, and foreign intervention have so far failed to offer any sort of alternate program. They have failed to explain how they would get such a program through Congress. And they have failed to rationally assess the real consequences of having this century's Benedict Arnold in the White House.

Some of these same conservatives relentless complain that the GOP has deviated from the path hewn by Ronald Reagan, while they routinely break Reagan's 11th commandant.

Watch the leftists in the streets of NYC this week, then ask yourself, can you stand aside and allow them to reap the fruits of re-enacting the poisonous age of Vietnam?

Say what you want about the 'moderates', the 'Bushbots', and the 'Neo-Cons', but that flag that you'll see burned in the streets by the anti-US Stalinists and their dupes means the same thing to us as it does to you.

Are you content to be ideologically pure, even if it means bringing traitors and socialists to power?

If so, so be it. Don't expect a warm welcome here when you bitch about the Kerry administration.
74 posted on 08/28/2004 5:50:51 PM PDT by Belisaurius ("Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ted" - Joseph Kennedy 1958)
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To: mylife
WOO HOO for a great article!

I especially like this,
With the candidate's retro braggadocio on ice for the foreseeable future, the Kerry campaign late on Friday revived that old favourite, the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, . . .

75 posted on 08/28/2004 5:53:00 PM PDT by mombonn (kerry . . . he spent 20 years in the Senate and doesn't have much to show for it. ¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: mylife
The Emporer has no Medals!!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

76 posted on 08/28/2004 5:55:24 PM PDT by bray (Just cause 95% of PravdABDNC is voting for Yaaawn, it doesn't mean they're Bias!)
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To: Fintan

I'd prefer seeing that hand dealt to hillary.


77 posted on 08/28/2004 5:56:16 PM PDT by Freebird Forever
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To: mylife

<< Of course we have the UN monitors .... >>

Thanks to several courage-of-their-convictions "DemocRATS" and their awakened sleeper, Colon Bowel.


78 posted on 08/28/2004 5:58:12 PM PDT by Brian Allen (President George W Bush by 10 percentage points and 44 EC States -- the other bozo 6 States and DC)
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To: mylife
The more I read Ann the more I tend to think she uses republican arguements wrapped in dem tactics.

That's exactly it. I've always been struck at how 'different' Ann is from other hardhitting conservatives, but I'd never really put my finger on it. Thanks. To put it less delicately,

Don't wrestle with a pig, you'll both get muddy, but the pig likes it. Ann doesn't bother to wrestle, she just kicks the pig in the balls.
79 posted on 08/28/2004 5:58:34 PM PDT by Belisaurius ("Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ted" - Joseph Kennedy 1958)
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To: mombonn
Mark has a way of luring the intellectuals in and talking to the common truth.

Mark Steyn is a genius, a reg'lar corn fed, freedom loving genius.
80 posted on 08/28/2004 5:59:21 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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