[AmericanMade1776]

John Kerry shows the length of his "Total Recall" about where he was and what he was doing in Vietnam.

[commish]

I was THISSSSSS Close to Cambodia. NO really I was.

[Freemyland]

"How much of my after action reports are accurate? Oh, maybe this much, tops."

[AgThorn]

"I measured, and Theresa said as long as I travel a lot the marriage would still work!"

[Piquaboy]

Mine is this big!

[jws3sticks]

Johnnie boy has been holding little things for years. Maybe, he's rolling dubbies 'this big'. LOL

[delchiante]

V is for Vacillate, boys and girls!!!!!

[Good.V.Evil]

I only have to be honest this much, in order to win, thanks to my buddies in the media!

[al baby]

I was in a nude wedding missed being best man by this much

[goldstategop]

"I know I haven't exactly been candid - its hard keeping track of all my positions. Which one shall I put foward today - oh and its a One Day, One Time Special."

[Ditter]

I came "this close" to gettin' it on with Jane Fonda! miserablefailuremiserablefailure

[z3n]

http://www.zenhex.com/moonkerry.php

[bigbob]

"I came this close to being President!"

[drpix]

NO HAMSTER LEFT BEHIND!
"We were over Richards Gere's house......
.... and the hamster was trapped.........
.... so having known battle in Vietnam....
.... I reach up and......."

[savedbygrace]

"The claw, the claw is gonna get you."

(From "Liar, Liar.")

[JesseHousman]

"Before the plain wrapper arrived in the mail that contained my extension, it was only this big. Don't breath a word to Tahreeza!"

[Good.V.Evil]

V is for Vietnam. Blah, blah, blah.

[wolicy_ponk]

[brewcrew]

I'm pinching your head. Pinch, pinch.

[BenLurkin]

"Madam Binh made me feel about this big. . . . . . it was humiliating - but it was exciting at the same time . ."

[MarineBrat]

...and so when I got out of the pool they were all laughing, and someone said it looked like a button on a fur coat, and they all laughed even more! [sob...sniff}