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1 posted on 08/25/2004 7:18:51 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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Go out and win one for the flipper!


2 posted on 08/25/2004 7:20:39 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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Oh, yet another gay JonKerrie picture? I'm thinking of a 3 letter word, that I'm not sure I can use here. the f one.


3 posted on 08/25/2004 7:21:04 PM PDT by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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No wonder he got that self-inflicted wound...


4 posted on 08/25/2004 7:23:00 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Kerry made an unscheduled stop at the football practice.

One guy saying "Who's the dweeb with the ball?" and sixteen guys ready to play...

5 posted on 08/25/2004 7:23:04 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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ooh, those Feing baked beans at the 4H club are killing me.


7 posted on 08/25/2004 7:23:40 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore)
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John Kerry: "Reminds me of the time I threw a grenade with a long pass at a Cambodian teenager..."


8 posted on 08/25/2004 7:23:50 PM PDT by coconutt2000
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"I called the media. . . . I said, 'If I take some crippled veterans down to the White House and we chain ourselves to the gates, will we get coverage?' 'Oh, yes, we will cover that.' "--John Kerry, testimony before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, April 22, 1971


9 posted on 08/25/2004 7:24:03 PM PDT by Leisler (Kerry, release your Department of Defense SF 180)
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The....Botox....is....leaking...out...of....one...side....of....my....face.


11 posted on 08/25/2004 7:25:26 PM PDT by JediForce (Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
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Kerry Thinking Cloud: Don't throw like a girl, don't throw like a girl...


12 posted on 08/25/2004 7:25:44 PM PDT by kddid (Find good in bad.)
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Seeing that it's a highschoo, the descriptin "D---w-d" springs to mind.


15 posted on 08/25/2004 7:27:45 PM PDT by aruanan
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Why is it that no one on Kerry's staff has the courage to tell him to stop making himself look like a clown?


16 posted on 08/25/2004 7:28:11 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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"Now, if I could just remember how they told me to release this ridiculous excuse for a ball . . ."


18 posted on 08/25/2004 7:31:53 PM PDT by Mach9
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Therayzaa. Go long Beeatch!!


20 posted on 08/25/2004 7:33:05 PM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

The following is kind of sick.

John Kerry: "Hey Cleland! This is how you throw a grenade!"



It is just one of those things.


22 posted on 08/25/2004 7:36:45 PM PDT by coconutt2000
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Girlieman doing a girlie throw.


23 posted on 08/25/2004 7:37:30 PM PDT by chemicalman (Finally an answer for the prisoner problem at Abu Ghraib: Don't take any.)
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John Kerry, the only man in America who can make Richard Simmons seem macho.


24 posted on 08/25/2004 7:37:58 PM PDT by Gimli (The powers of observation lie in the mind, not the eyes.)
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The coach should know better. I can think of three reasons why he should have declined this photo op.

3) Don't let a 60-year-old fop with no protective equipment on the field with your boys. If they don't eat him alive, they're not trying. And not trying can be addictive.

2) Keep the cheese heads away from the cheese-eating surrender monkey. With no John Edwards around to play with, he might try for a nibble.

1)WINNERS DON'T HANG OUT WITH LOSERS!

27 posted on 08/25/2004 7:45:17 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Theresa or Edwards? Which is the true beard?)
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John Kerry sports photo #5,634,839,847.

I'm shocked he's not competing in the Olympics, too.


28 posted on 08/25/2004 7:45:31 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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"If I had ba--s this big... I'd be George Bush!


29 posted on 08/25/2004 7:48:04 PM PDT by irishtenor (Taglines are the bonus at the end of the message :>))
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MARXIST DISCOVERS FOOTBALL !!!!


31 posted on 08/25/2004 7:54:43 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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