[Gimli]

John Kerry, the only man in America who can make Richard Simmons seem macho.

[AmericanMade1776]

John Kerry thinks Richard Simmons is Macho, and that he himself , John Kerry is kewl, can't you tell by the look on Kerry's face.

Oh look Liberal News Media, I John Kerry can hold a Football, so therefore I am worthy of being President of the United States.