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KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS (better stay outta NJ Turnpike rest rooms)
8/25/04
Posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:38 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Chode
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posted on
08/25/2004 10:24:49 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: joesnuffy
Kerry "Reporting for Duty" cruises turnpike rest rooms.
42
posted on
08/25/2004 10:36:31 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Fredgoblu
"He probably has to sit on the toilet to pee, anyway."
After his prostate surgery, He was so chagrined about shaking hands with the unemployed that he had his butler do it for him.
One good shake deserves another.
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posted on
08/25/2004 10:51:35 AM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Kerry/Edwards. A pig in a dress is still a pig.)
To: Liz
I can honestly say this, if I ever have the chance to meet and greet John F'n Kerry in a urinal, I meet him face to face. I will gladly take his hand and vigorously shake it, after that he may need new shoes and a clean pair of pants though.
SledgeCS
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posted on
08/25/2004 10:56:20 AM PDT
by
SledgeCS
(Do you consider yourself a true American because a hyphen diminishes and divides what it describes)
To: SledgeCS
Sounds good to me....LOL.
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posted on
08/25/2004 11:39:05 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Was it this urinal, flipper?
46
posted on
08/25/2004 1:05:43 PM PDT
by
paleocon patriarch
(Rule One: -"The cover-up is worse than the event." Rule Two: "No one ever remembers the first rule.)
To: paleocon patriarch
Hil looks downright happy about it. LOL.
47
posted on
08/25/2004 2:21:38 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Conspiracy Guy
Cute, very cute post, CG.
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posted on
08/25/2004 4:56:31 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: dirtboy
I hear Kerry is working on a position paper......if elected, he will pass a law that will pipe in Broadway show tunes into all turnpike urinals.
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posted on
08/25/2004 4:59:51 PM PDT
by
Liz
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