Kerry "Reporting for Duty" cruises turnpike rest rooms.
Posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:38 AM PDT by Liz
John Kerry commented on his campaign to John Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."
"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said. "It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."
Hey, John, a note of caution.
When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea.
I'd be careful if I were you.
NJ Governor McGreevey just outed himself---says he's gay and proud of it, and he's dying for dates.
John, if you stop off at a New Jersey Turnpike rest room and a couple little short guys mumbling in Hebrew start (ahem) glad-handing you, it's probably Governor McGreevey and his pal Cipel, looking for a threesome.
Now that McGay's out and free as a jaybird, stay outta them New Jersey Turnpike rest rooms, John-boy.
True, so true. LOL.
Kerry "Reporting for Duty" cruises turnpike rest rooms.
"He probably has to sit on the toilet to pee, anyway."
After his prostate surgery, He was so chagrined about shaking hands with the unemployed that he had his butler do it for him.
One good shake deserves another.
SledgeCS
Sounds good to me....LOL.
Hil looks downright happy about it. LOL.
Cute, very cute post, CG.
I hear Kerry is working on a position paper......if elected, he will pass a law that will pipe in Broadway show tunes into all turnpike urinals.
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