Dole Defends Swiftees in Call From Kerry

NewsMax.com ^ | 8/23/04 | Carl Limbacher

[inkling]

He switched to Cialis, so now he can strike when the time is right.

I almost sprayed Diet Coke all over my monitor! LOL!

[isthisnickcool]

BOB DOLE (Using voice of SNL Norm MCDonald)

"Bob Dole doesn't take any guff off botoxed metrosexuals with $5,000 haircuts! So don't mess with Bob Dole!"

[claudiustg]

---Dole said Kerry responded, "I haven't spent one dime attacking President Bush."---

Will it never end?

---When, O Catiline, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the nightly guards placed on the Palatine Hill--do not the watches posted throughout the city--does not the alarm of the people, and the union of all good men--does not the precaution taken of assembling the senate in thus most defensible place--do not the looks and countenances of this venerable body here present, have any effect upon you? Do you not feel that your plans are detected? Do you not see that your conspiracy is already arrested and rendered powerless by the knowledge which every one here possesses of it? What is there that you did last night, what the night before-- where is it that you were--who was there that you summoned to meet you--what design was there which was adopted by you, with which you think that any one of us is unacquainted?---

Cicero, 1st Oration Against Catiline

[AgThorn]

Yeah for that little blue pill!!!

[Right Wing Professor]

I wish you good luck, up to a point.

BWAHAHAHA!

Me too. I mean, I don't want him hit by a truck, or anything.

[solzhenitsyn]

This shouldn't surprise anyone. Bob Dole has never lacked backbone.

[NavySEAL F-16]

Kerry tried to tell Dole that it was all Bush's fault and that Bush had started it.

Dole said no, if I recall it was McAuliffe, etc.

[Warren]

OH, the shame, the shame.
(*;

[Robert_Paulson2]

"Everbody likes a quiet hero". Bob Dole said it all.

in other words:
STFU... in a kinder, gentler tone, of course.

[Lurking in Kansas]

There must be something in the Viagra! Go Bob Dole!

LOL! Yeah, it must also cause you to grow big, brass ones!

[Mo1]

I can't find this anywhere else; it's NewsMax and I'm leery.

It's true .. I heard Dole on the show

[persephone35]

BRAVO BOB!!!

[unspun]

"Greatest generation" to "impudent snob" bump!

[The Wizard]

Go Bob, go

[PhiKapMom]

I think he did too. I cannot imagine that Kerry was ever at the top of Dole's friends in the Senate either!

[snooker]

Anything but answer the questions. Worked for Clinton, but this time we know how the game is played.

[Mr. Mojo]

"Everybody like quiet heroes," Dole added

Spot on. Iow, no one likes a blowhard.

[Warren]

"Where was this Dole when he was running for president??"
Where indeed! I'll never forget him saying:
"I can be anyone you want me to be"
Bad answer, Bob, but ya done good today.

[Siouxz]

Dole has a tongue that can saw through concrete.

GREAT line!!

[eastsider]

When, O Catiline, do you mean to cease abusing our patience?...

O tempora! O mores!