Posted on 08/23/2004 12:55:14 AM PDT by avant_garde
"Greetings, rabble.
"Ohhhhh, very well, then: 'citizens,' if it makes you any happier. Honestly -- !
"By governmental decree, this very day: I am taking from you all your property and possessions... all your pre-adolescent girl children... and all of your B'aal-given rights, as human beings.
"Your property and possessions, I will see forwarded to the state, where all wealth genuinely belongs. You will all be happier for it, ultimately.
"Your precious, innocent daughters will be humanely branded; penned; and (ultimately) herded towards special 'houses,' where my husband awaits them. He has very... special needs, ny Bill does. And you will all be happier for it, ultimately.
"Your rights... I am taking because I want them.
"Because. I. CAN.
"And you will all be happier for it, ultimately.
"I'm from the government... and: I'm here to help."
LOL!
Good one, Dane.
Sorry, you left out at least twenty "well, you know(s).
Really? Kerry wants the Clintons' help when he can't even help himself. If they do offer it, its not going to come for free.
And George Washington trusted Benedict Arnold.
Ha Ha. That's as insane as Muammar Qaddafi and Libya as chair the United Nations Human Rights Commission. But then, I guess who better but a terrorist to know about how terrorists think? Same analogy, who better but an unrepentant liar to know how to reframe truth?
Just more proof that Kerry is a wholly owned subsidiary of Toon, Inc.
Backhoe, who is that above Kerry in the "A Pack of Lies, Now" cover? The picture had me LMAO!!!!
And the Reverend Jim Jones is handling the liquid refreshments!
If she does this,she'll sink Kerry's boat,faster than than the Swiftees did! LOL
That's the whole idea. Sink it and prepare for 2008. Rush has said this all along.
I'll add, the first woman(single woman, no less) president of the US.
Hillary will be toast by 08.
BWAAAHAAAA! Madonna to Teach Abstinence Classes
BWAAAHAAAA! Madonna to Teach Abstinence Classes
And Jesse Jackson to teach TOLLERANCE.
Geez, at this rate, by then she's going to need TWO pairs of pants stitched together!
Oh yes it can! Here's just one example: "The truth is a fact with which Clinton is thoroughly unfamiliar."
Or, "Clinton wouldn't know the truth if it fell on him."
Or how about, "At birth, in a daring move, the truth was removed from baby clinton."
Not so hard...
Arthur Andersen to audit Kerry's books.
Hey who better to turn to, the "brightest" legal mind on the planet!!!! (NOT)
JFKerry has always needed a woman and her money and who controls the DNC money?????
The joke will be on JFKerry for turning to the one person who is more obsessed with becoming president than he is.
I have been puzzling over that for days- he looks like someone I ought to recognize, but the image is a little too small to make out.
who is that above Kerry in the "A Pack of Lies, Now" cover
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