A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY...MY book report!

To: Brad's Gramma

100 lucky people will be able to get the book at the FReep today in Santa Monica. Doodlelady has a big box of them.

61 posted on 08/26/2004 3:46:36 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland; doodlelady

62 posted on 08/26/2004 3:53:27 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)

To: Brad's Gramma

Oh, my. The new ebay listing is up. I am certain it is going to generate even more hate mail because of my additional comments. Go read it just for fun -- A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY ON EBAY

63 posted on 08/28/2004 10:24:57 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

I think you'll like the new description. CLICK AND LAUGH AT THE RATS

64 posted on 08/28/2004 10:38:18 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

Description

John Kerry and his slimy band of DNC attorneys are not going to shut down this book! If they try to get it banned, Dougie will kick them in the shins.

"A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" by Dougie is an illustrated humorous children's book that creatively and mercilessly mocks John Kerry, his phony campaign, and his dubious history. The book is for adults but is rated G and is suitable for children. Get a group of kids together with crayons to color the pictures and make fun of John Kerry, the unthinkable commander in chief.

"A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" is written from the perspective of an irrepressible elementary school boy who is looking at John Kerry in disbelief and wonders why in the world anyone with even half a brain would be foolish enough to vote for this man.

Some of the highlights (or lowlights, as it were) include Kerry voting YES before voting NO, claiming it was his family's SUV, throwing the ball like a girl at Fenway Park, being a ketchup boy gigolo for his loony wife who told a reporter to shove it, and other amusing true anecdotes about the man who helped the commies win in Vietnam. Yes, John Kerry is the candidate of choice for the Germans, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, the ChiComs, Kim Jong-il and Osama bin Laden himself. In fact, if bin Laden could sneak into Dade County, Florida, he would cast several votes for his guy and join other DemocRAT cheaters in multiple votes.

You will laugh your rear end off if you are a Republican, and steam will come from your ears if you are a DemocRAT. Hey, Republicans, why not give one to a DemocRAT friend if you still have DemocRATs with whom you speak.

Really anger a liberal teacher by having your child do a book report on "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." You can have great fun reading the book aloud in public. Dougie will be pleased to autograph your copy(ies) upon request.

Dougie has made these books affordable. He would love it if you bought extra copies and sent them to Barbra Streisand, Eleanor Clift, Mrs. Kerry, Chrissy Matthews, Lying Lanny Davis, and the reporters on the Kerry's tour who watch he and his wife pretending to eat chili at Wendy's while the gourmet catered food waits in the bus. Whoops, Dougie almost forgot. Send some copies to the media wing of the DemocRATic Party -- the L.A. Times, the New York Times, and the Washington Post.

P.S. Dougie thinks it would be funny to try convince some of the really stupid people who are going to be voting for Kerry to make sure they show up at the polls on Nov. 3. In fact, offer to give them a ride that day.

Contact Dougie by email with questions.
dougiesbooks@verizon.net

65 posted on 08/28/2004 10:55:49 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

LOL!!!!! You've had GREAT responses over there!

Errrr.....I mean Dougie does. Yes. Dougie.

66 posted on 08/28/2004 12:21:17 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)

To: doug from upland

I'm liking this kid, more and more.

67 posted on 08/28/2004 12:22:30 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)

I hope you enjoyed the President's visit yesterday. Did his get his book?

68 posted on 08/29/2004 7:46:10 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; ST.LOUIE1; LadyX; The Mayor; dixie sass; GailA; ...

I hope you enjoyed the President's visit yesterday. Did he get his book?

This is a response to DFU but am pinging some of my friends at the finest. If you haven't read about Childs-Eye View of John Kerry by Dougie...please check out this thread....The book is so funny, I got 5 copies Friday...The ebay link towards the end of the thread offers a great description. We will be giving these out as door prizes at upcoming Republican events in our county! It is way way too cute!

Doug...that being said, no I wasn't able to pass on the copy to GWB on Saturday. It was outdoors and there was a crowd of over 22,000 people. Security was "intense" but it was an awesome experience. We waited for several hours and your book was a hit for folks around me. The teenagers especially liked it. Really plugged FreeRepublic and many wrote down your address. Am giving the personalized copy to our US Congressman, Mike Oxley. He has a close relationship with GWB and I'm sure will pass it on! Thanks so much!

69 posted on 08/29/2004 1:46:39 PM PDT by dutchess

Great report. Thanks for the order and getting it to the congressman. 22,000 for the President is an outstanding turnout. I know you are going to help take Ohio.

Here is the new eBay link: A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY

70 posted on 08/29/2004 1:51:27 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: doug from upland

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!

71 posted on 08/29/2004 1:51:53 PM PDT by Gabz (Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than SHS.)

I guess you can see why I have no DemocRAT friends left. Except for a few in my Kiwanis.

72 posted on 08/29/2004 1:54:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton

the seller DougFromUpland is one of the oldest and most repected FREEPERS

Funny. He sounds so young on the radio. He must be fairly spry!

73 posted on 08/29/2004 1:57:15 PM PDT by Yaelle

To: doug from upland

LOL!!!

Two of my absolute die-hard Dem friends are both voting for Bush...he was a corpsman in Nam and still carries around shrapnel, not rice.

74 posted on 08/29/2004 1:59:28 PM PDT by Gabz (Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than SHS.)

Yes, I'm still spry. :)

75 posted on 08/29/2004 2:04:29 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

I think you are just terrific. I think all FReepers are unanimous in that thought. Keep on FReeping dutchess, you are much appreciated.

76 posted on 08/29/2004 4:46:14 PM PDT by Temple Owl

To: Brad's Gramma

77 posted on 08/29/2004 4:50:29 PM PDT by TOUGH STOUGH (Vote for anyone but Arlen Specter in November.....)

I think you are just terrific. I think all FReepers are unanimous in that thought. Keep on FReeping dutchess, you are much appreciated.

Thank you. I consider you and all our "regulars" heros... But I appreciate the compliment. (wait until you see the Rusty dog thread....he has been expensive (screen doors)...lots of leg make up (he has a tail that does't quit) BUT...he IS A GIFT FROM GOD.... A great big baby....

78 posted on 08/29/2004 6:03:53 PM PDT by dutchess

To: Brad's Gramma

Here's the new listing on eBay. It has a few more zingers -- A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY.

79 posted on 09/07/2004 1:47:14 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)

Here's another MUST HAVE book!!!

Dougie ROCKS!!!

80 posted on 09/07/2004 3:49:55 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma

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