John Kerry and his slimy band of DNC attorneys are not going to shut down this book! If they try to get it banned, Dougie will kick them in the shins.
"A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" by Dougie is an illustrated humorous children's book that creatively and mercilessly mocks John Kerry, his phony campaign, and his dubious history. The book is for adults but is rated G and is suitable for children. Get a group of kids together with crayons to color the pictures and make fun of John Kerry, the unthinkable commander in chief.
"A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" is written from the perspective of an irrepressible elementary school boy who is looking at John Kerry in disbelief and wonders why in the world anyone with even half a brain would be foolish enough to vote for this man.
Some of the highlights (or lowlights, as it were) include Kerry voting YES before voting NO, claiming it was his family's SUV, throwing the ball like a girl at Fenway Park, being a ketchup boy gigolo for his loony wife who told a reporter to shove it, and other amusing true anecdotes about the man who helped the commies win in Vietnam. Yes, John Kerry is the candidate of choice for the Germans, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, the ChiComs, Kim Jong-il and Osama bin Laden himself. In fact, if bin Laden could sneak into Dade County, Florida, he would cast several votes for his guy and join other DemocRAT cheaters in multiple votes.
You will laugh your rear end off if you are a Republican, and steam will come from your ears if you are a DemocRAT. Hey, Republicans, why not give one to a DemocRAT friend if you still have DemocRATs with whom you speak.
Really anger a liberal teacher by having your child do a book report on "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." You can have great fun reading the book aloud in public. Dougie will be pleased to autograph your copy(ies) upon request.
Dougie has made these books affordable. He would love it if you bought extra copies and sent them to Barbra Streisand, Eleanor Clift, Mrs. Kerry, Chrissy Matthews, Lying Lanny Davis, and the reporters on the Kerry's tour who watch he and his wife pretending to eat chili at Wendy's while the gourmet catered food waits in the bus. Whoops, Dougie almost forgot. Send some copies to the media wing of the DemocRATic Party -- the L.A. Times, the New York Times, and the Washington Post.
P.S. Dougie thinks it would be funny to try convince some of the really stupid people who are going to be voting for Kerry to make sure they show up at the polls on Nov. 3. In fact, offer to give them a ride that day.
Contact Dougie by email with questions.
dougiesbooks@verizon.net