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1 posted on 08/19/2004 12:16:16 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI

Do-not-breathe list..


2 posted on 08/19/2004 12:17:10 PM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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To: Redcoat LI

I might go for the shut-your-piehole list.


3 posted on 08/19/2004 12:19:44 PM PDT by asgardshill (The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
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To: Redcoat LI
Do-not-evacuuate-his-bowels list

I mean, who wants to clean up that mess?

4 posted on 08/19/2004 12:20:30 PM PDT by theDentist ("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
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To: Redcoat LI

Too much ballast.


7 posted on 08/19/2004 12:26:53 PM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Redcoat LI

They were worried that Teddy would put them over the weight limit.


8 posted on 08/19/2004 12:28:50 PM PDT by JellyJam
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He should be on the Under-No-Circumstances-Is-This-Man-Allowed-to-Drive-Young-Girls-Home-From-Swanky-Martha's-Vineyard-Parties-And-Then-Leave-Them-For-Dead-At-The-Bottom-Of-A-Lake List

Whoops! Someone must have left him off this list. Pity.


9 posted on 08/19/2004 12:29:25 PM PDT by cwiz24
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To: Redcoat LI

Hmmmmmm...I thought he'd have been overdue to be put on a "DO NOT DRIVE A BUICK OVER A BRIDGE WITH A DATE IN THE CAR" list.


10 posted on 08/19/2004 12:29:57 PM PDT by Wondervixen (Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
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To: Redcoat LI

Do not swim list...


11 posted on 08/19/2004 12:30:09 PM PDT by ApesForEvolution (DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA)
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To: Redcoat LI

I can imagine Tom Ridge and the boys rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.


12 posted on 08/19/2004 12:30:43 PM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: Redcoat LI

I guess someone else thinks he's terrorizing America as well...


13 posted on 08/19/2004 12:31:28 PM PDT by ApesForEvolution (DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA)
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To: Redcoat LI
How about, "Do Not Park on the Bridge - Park UNDER It" list??
14 posted on 08/19/2004 12:32:38 PM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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The fat socialist bastid should be made to walk wherever he goes! ;)


15 posted on 08/19/2004 12:33:16 PM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: Redcoat LI
Do not ogle.


16 posted on 08/19/2004 12:45:15 PM PDT by Dataman
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To: Redcoat LI

Do-Not-Vote-In-US-Senate List


17 posted on 08/19/2004 1:06:40 PM PDT by chs68
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To: Redcoat LI

do-not-open-his-FLY list


18 posted on 08/19/2004 1:07:48 PM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
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To: Redcoat LI
Do-Not-Speak-In-Public List

Do-Not-Speak-On-Radio List

Do-Not-Speak-On-TV List

19 posted on 08/19/2004 1:08:04 PM PDT by chs68
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Gayvernor McGreevey of N.J. was recently put on the don't-undo-your-fly list...


20 posted on 08/19/2004 2:12:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Dems of a feather)
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To: Redcoat LI

Does the drunk have to pay for two tickets??


21 posted on 08/19/2004 2:54:53 PM PDT by chiefqc
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