Years ago, we got a puppy whom I suggested naming "Hemorrhoid". The family was enthusiastic...until we considered the ramifications of standing out on the back porch if he took too long to take care of the necessariesries, hollaring "Hemorrhoid, HEMORRHOID!!" over and over. Talk about potentially embarrassing. We named him Hubby's choice, Conan, instead.
OH MY GOSH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
That is hysterical. I can picture you family calling this dog...very funny.