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Are Terrorists Eligible for Darwin Awards? (HUMOR)

Posted on 08/17/2004 9:27:23 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic

Has anyone ever heard of 'The Darwin Awards'?

If not, allow me to say a few words before moving on.

The Darwin Awards is a book series by Wendy Northcutt about evolution...in a sense. You see, she states that her book showcases evolution in action by revealing all of humanity's idiots who remove themselves (or neuter themselves, thus negating their capacity for reproduction) from the gene pool in a suitably - or sublimely - idiotic way.

Personally, I ignore the evolutionary spin on the book and just read the awards themselves. As I do, I simultaneously wonder how humanity got to such a state where such idiots run rampant.

Anyhow, it brings to light...seeing as how terrorists will gladly kill themselves or blow themselves up at a chance to get into a paradise where 77 virgins await them (more or less, I'm not sure), do they qualify for the Darwin Awards?

Post your thoughts here.

Personally, I think they do. Why else would so many terrorists want to kill themselves (and other innocents in the process, but that's beside the point here)? To get to the virgins? Well, they aren't virgins forever!

Perhaps they want to rid their stupid genes from our gene pool? What do YOU think? And if you can, post the most eligible winners for Darwin Awards here!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: awards; darwin; terrorist
Do you think terrorists, seeing as how they remove themselves from our gene pool on a daily basis, deserve to be nominated for the infamous Darwin Awards? Do they deserve a spot beside the guy who investigates a revolver with a match or those who play Russian Roulette with an antitank mine? Post your thoughts (and those who you think deserve a Darwin Award) in here!
1 posted on 08/17/2004 9:27:26 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic
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2 posted on 08/17/2004 9:34:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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3 posted on 08/17/2004 9:39:01 PM PDT by wolicy_ponk (George W. Bush - LET'S ROLL! --------------------- John F. Kerry - Let's Roll over...)
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---do they qualify for the Darwin Awards?---

Yes, but they must apply in advance and give precise information about their intended act of terrorism.


4 posted on 08/17/2004 9:43:52 PM PDT by claudiustg (Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
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Terrorist, I love'em! They've got so much heart for waht they do! Hell, who else do you know who'll blow the crap out of themselves just to try to get laid? For that I figure they deserve the Darwin awards more than any group on earth, aside from the Democrats!
5 posted on 08/17/2004 9:53:01 PM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Zing!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That picture is funny :))) It can be considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction...LOL


6 posted on 08/17/2004 9:56:03 PM PDT by CaraM
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Thank'ee. War is hell.


7 posted on 08/17/2004 9:58:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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I read this story, I think it's too good to be true:

A terrorist had constructed a mail bomb, disguised as a gift package. The little package did not reach its desired destination because of insufficient postage, so it was returned to sender. Sender opened it and blew himself up. :)

8 posted on 08/17/2004 10:00:03 PM PDT by CaraM
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OH GOD! HOLY CRAP! MY EYES! MY EYES! DAMN YOU!!!!!


9 posted on 08/17/2004 11:25:39 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry is a Vietnam Traitor)
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Better put some ice on that. :-)


10 posted on 08/17/2004 11:46:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: CaraM

In all actuality, that was a Darwin Award winner in the book I'm reading!

And Slings and Arrows...darn you. Now my eyes are burning!!!


11 posted on 08/18/2004 5:50:32 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic (I want YOU to watch Alien vs. Predator! (Personally, I want the Predator to win.))
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Where the heck was the "Caution - Graphic Images" alert for Hellen?


12 posted on 08/18/2004 5:58:21 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
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