Daily Kerry Crack-ups - August 17, 2004

Yahoo! ^ | 8/17/2004 | Various

[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry leaves Idaho for Ohio. Kerry and a supporter, and Edwards appear
to make bids and Edwards wins with 5. Edwards spoke to glum crowds
last night. Yahoo puts photo of Charlize Theron in the Teresa slideshow
to highlight Kerry's GQ remarks.

 
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., greets
supporters at the airport in Twin Falls, Idaho on Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004.
(AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, left, takes a few
moments with a crowd of about 150 people that formed on Tuesday,
Aug. 17, 2004, at the Twin Falls Municipal Airport in Twin Falls,
Idaho, prior to boarding a plane heading to Cincinatti.
(AP Photo/Matt Cilley)

 
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., left,
speaks to a crowd that gathered to see him Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004,
at an airport in Twin Falls, Idaho. Kerry was heading to Ohio after
a four-day break from campaigning at his Ketchum vacation home.
(AP Photo/Matt Cilley)

 
Democratic vice presidental candidate Sen. John Edwards
waves as he arrives Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004, in Birmingham,
Ala. (AP Photo/Haraz Ghanbari)

 
Democratic Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards rolls up his
sleeves as he speaks to a town meeting at the University of
Arkansas at Fort Smith, Ark., Tuesday, Aug. 18, [sic] 2004
Approximately 300 local citizens turned out to hear Edwards.
(AP Photo/Times Record, Carrol Copeland)

 
Democratic vice presidential candidate, Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C.,
pauses while speaking to supporters at a fund raising function,
Monday, Aug. 16, 2004, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Erik S. Lesser)

 
Democratic vice presidential candidtate Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C.,
speaks to supporters at a fund raising function, Monday, Aug. 16,
2004, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Erik S. Lesser)

 
Democratic vice presidential nominee Sen. John Edwards,
D-N.C., speaks to supporters at a fund raising event Monday,
Aug. 16, 2004, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Erik S. Lesser)

 
Democratic presidential contender John Kerry has
a soft spot for South African actress Charlize Theron,
seen here 22 May in Cannes, but is adamant that
second wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry changed his life,
he has told GQ magazine(AFP/File)

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping.

[Viet-Boat-Rider]

Boy, Democrats / Liberasl sure frown a lot. I guess there's nothing to live for if you are a Liberal.

[ken5050]

Here's a question for you..actually we should start a pool...How soon after Kerry loses does Teresa file for divorce?

[Jewels1091]

but is adamant that second wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry changed his life, he has told GQ magazine(AFP/File)

BILLIONS of dollars would tend to do that to a person!!!!

[Theresawithanh]

"...but is adamant that second wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry changed his life, he has told GQ magazine"

I don't know exactly what that's all about with Charlize Theron, but I imagine marrying a millionaire heiress would kind of change your life.

In every picture I have seen of Kerry (John, not Bob) he looks so goofy! Not just the ones posted here, but also the ones in our local paper, SJ Mercury News.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

"Democratic Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards rolls up his
sleeves as he speaks to a town meeting at the University of
Arkansas at Fort Smith, Ark., Tuesday, Aug. 18, [sic] 2004
Approximately 300 local citizens turned out to hear Edwards.
(AP Photo/Times Record, Carrol Copeland)"

I demand the democRATs give me a new calender as mine are wrong.

The University of Arkansas is at Fayetteville.

[flashbunny]

is there a ping list I can be added to?

[Lou L]

Hey, Edwards...a $2500 suit, and what a cheap-looking watch!

[expatpat]

Perhaps they have a satellite campus at Ft. Smith. Penn State is one of many that do have such satellites.

[mylife]

I was the vice chairman of the senate intelligence committee! The"Secret" Vice Chairman...

Most of those "Secret" Meetings were held in "Secret" in Cambodia!

[Iam1ru1-2]

Reporter: Say, Edwards, how many supporter greeted you at the airport in Arkansas?

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[mylife]

Hey! Thank You! Ladies and Gentlemen! And Welcome to Vegas!

Id like to sing another little number....."Danke Shan".....

[End_Clintonism_Now]

The Choice Is Clear

[mylife]

It wasnt me.... Whoever smelt it dealt it...

[mylife]

I think it was the guy in the upper left hand corner ;^)

[itsnevertoolate]

You've been added.

[BlessedAmerican]

Thanks for the ping...Sure a glum looking group...even John Jr has lost the toothy look....

[bitt]

but he looks like he has spent many hours tanning...

maybe he wants to appear to be acceptable as the first Black VICE president...

[mylife]

in Ketchup Idaho