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(humor break) George Bush looks like a fool for false claims on website
dfu | 8-2004 | dfu

Posted on 08/17/2004 1:26:36 PM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 08/17/2004 1:37:26 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

It is not only John Kerry who puts out false information. On Kerry's website was info that was hurredly removed that claimed the candidate was the Vice Chair of the Intelligence Committee. Whoops. That was actually Bob Kerrey. In fact, John attended very few of the very important public or private meetings.

Now comes a snafu that has the Bush campaign reeling. It could seriously damage the credibility of the President.

Like Kerry, apparently the president has had trouble with the truth. Just removed from his website were claims that Bush has 4 Winston Cup victories, was runner-up in 2001 for Winston Cup rookie of the year, won the pole position for the 2001 Southern 500 at Darlington, won four Craftsman Truck races, and was the 1999 Featherlite Southwest Tour chamption.

George Bush has, in fact, done none of those things. It is a total fabrication, and he and his campaign should be ashamed of themselves for the blatant lies.

It turns out that the person with the driving resume is actually Kurt Busch. It sounds the same, but it is not spelled the same.

How could something like this happen to make the entire Bush/Cheney effort look so amateurish?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 229; bobkerrey; bushcheney2004; idiotaides; kerry; tongueincheek
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To: marktuoni

Good.


21 posted on 08/17/2004 1:45:16 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: All

General Tommy Franks did not write a diary and hide in an attic in Nazi Germany.


22 posted on 08/17/2004 1:46:55 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: All

Clarence Thomas never high jumped over 7 feet.


23 posted on 08/17/2004 1:48:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: NormsRevenge; tubebender; Conspiracy Guy; Ga Rob; Uncle George; winodog; SShultz460; BushCountry; ..
Levity.

Pinging the FR Nascar gang.

Please FReepmail if you'd like on or off the Nascar ping list.

24 posted on 08/17/2004 1:48:36 PM PDT by glock rocks (What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind. - Zappa)
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To: doug from upland

Some aides will not be happy over this!


25 posted on 08/17/2004 1:50:27 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: doug from upland

OH Heck! now it's even funnier.

I saw the (Humor Break), but must have went "democrat" for a second because I just did not "get it" until after I posted. I dont know what I thought humor break meant, but it HAS provided me with MUCH HUMOR!


26 posted on 08/17/2004 1:50:45 PM PDT by hushpad (The Left tramples on everyone's Rights)
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To: doug from upland

Are you series? Was the website hacked or is this really humor????


27 posted on 08/17/2004 1:51:05 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Joe 6-pack
"I have it on good authority that Dubya drove his stock car into Cambodia back in '68 (or was it '69?)".

Shhhh it's supposed to a be secret! Please don't tell about the secret cap in the briefcase!

28 posted on 08/17/2004 1:51:19 PM PDT by malia (Media bias "is the ultimate betrayal -- to everyone." Let the truth be told *****SWIFTVETS.COM****)
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To: So Cal Rocket
Another lie:

"Pres. Bush has not infringed upon the policy making powers that he feels the Constitution gave Congress. But the determination of foreign policy has become preponderantly a Presidential concern. When the French Revolution led to a major war between France and England, Bush refused to accept entirely the recommendations of either his Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson, who is pro-French, or his Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton, who is pro-British. Rather, he insisted upon a neutral course until the United States could grow stronger...."

The webdesigner was confusing "George W" with George Washington.

29 posted on 08/17/2004 1:51:34 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: doug from upland
Cousin Eddie: Are you serious Clark?
30 posted on 08/17/2004 1:52:04 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy, Secretary of Humor and Tomfoolery)
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To: doug from upland
Very well done! I also just discovered that Condoleezza Rice does hold all the receiving records for the 49ers.

Stop it. You're killing me!!

31 posted on 08/17/2004 1:54:06 PM PDT by Vinnie
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To: My2Cents
Hmmm,
An interesting idea to raise government revenue and possibly lower our tax's!
32 posted on 08/17/2004 1:55:43 PM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid
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To: atomicpossum

What about Baked Beans??


33 posted on 08/17/2004 1:58:09 PM PDT by curlewbird
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To: Oztrich Boy
but don't forget John Kerry starred in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Get outta town! Kerry was never 'Ace.'

Maybe 'Ace-hole...'

34 posted on 08/17/2004 1:58:11 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: ItsTheMediaStupid

What I think is particularly cute is the Halliburton logo above the final "A" in "America."


35 posted on 08/17/2004 1:58:46 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: doug from upland

Yup.

36 posted on 08/17/2004 1:58:50 PM PDT by glock rocks (What's the ugliest part of your body? I think it's your mind. - Zappa)
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To: doug from upland
I also just discovered that Condoleezza Rice does hold all the receiving records for the 49ers.

I think she also helped write the lyrics for musicals like Aida, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Blondel, Chess, Cricket, Evita, Heathcliff, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, King David, The Likes of Us, and The Lion King

Oh... wait... that was Tim Rice. Never mind.

37 posted on 08/17/2004 1:59:24 PM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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To: doug from upland

LOL

I heard "W" was ready and waiting in the pits to take over the #20 car when Tony Stewart became ill during the Watkins Glen this past week.

38 posted on 08/17/2004 1:59:55 PM PDT by WestCoastGal ("How do the gauges look?" -Jr "They're silver and they all have nice little red needles…" GO JR!!!!!)
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To: My2Cents

Great pic! The president's vehicle has a slow starting speed, but once it gets going, it just flies by the competition!


39 posted on 08/17/2004 2:01:20 PM PDT by HenryLeeII (sultan88, R.I.P.)
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To: All

Elaine Chao did not invent saying ciao at trendy Hollywood parties.


40 posted on 08/17/2004 2:02:03 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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