Although there have been several disasters....this is the most momentous.
I was in thirteen/fourteen at the time. It was my first date with a really cute redhead. A bunch of us went swimming at a friend's house and were having a grand old time.
Then someone suggested we play 'catch 'em-kiss 'em '. Meaning if you caught the girl you were chasing you could kiss her.
Well, I started swimming after my little redhead but she was a darned good swimmer ( like a fish) and she kept getting away. Sooooo....I swam as fast as I could, got close, and lunged at her.
I caught her but in so doing I inadvertently got my hand caught in the back of the top of her two piece swim suit.
Instinct, just instinct, made me pull her backwards. Her whole top came off in my hand! Man was I bug eyed!
Everyone started laughing except Terri. (my redhead) She ripped the top out of my hand, covered herself up as best she could and accused me of doing it on purpose. : (
I apologized all over the place. I was still apologizing as we climbed out of the pool. When she reached the top step she turned around and popped me right in the nose. It hurt like hell! I fell back into the water and sucked in ton of it. I went under and my whole young life flashed before my eyes. Well, actually, I saw a jillion stars. LOL
Anyway, if being slugged by a girl wasn't bad enough, the next day was worse. I had to go to school with a black eye and a bulbous snoot. Every class I went into the snickers, and sometimes outright guffaws, could be heard. Geez, talk about being embarrassed. : (
PS I dated Terri a few times after that episode. Things went *swimmingly*. : )
Oh, this was worth waiting for, LouieWolf!!!! I knew it! You've ALWAYS been a wolfie!! (accident, humph!!!) LOL!
Louie! Louie! Louie!
Good morning, (((( Bro ))))
Well .... I heard a slightly different version from Terri. LOL
Have a wonderful day.
Oh my goodness, Louie. How embarassing. However, somehow that story just seems to fit you. Obviously she was not able to stay mad at you, though.