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To: Billie; ST.LOUIE1; dansangel
Good mornin' everyone!

Okay; I can hardly resist this one, so here's my "worst date" tale.

Quite a few years ago I met this guy. We talked on the phone several times and he asked me "out". Well, it wasn't really out. He showed up at my door with his 3 small children and his mother in tow. At least he brought his own beer. All of them proceeded to make themselves quite at home. We decided to take a walk to the park which was just a couple of blocks away. We talked while the kids were playing. all the time I felt like mom was sizing me up. Afterwards, we went back to my house where the kids promptly raided the refrigerator and made a mess of the house.

Later, when mom and the kids were on their way to the car, he grabs me and gives me this "very" passionate kiss. Then he leaves.

He calls me the next day to tell me that he doesn't have a lot of time to fool around with romance with 3 little kids to raise. He goes on to say that their mom was permanently out of the picure, so that wouldn't be a problem. The kids needed a mom and he needed a wife. He then assured me that I wouldn't be disappointed with his "assets" and performance, and he needed an answer pretty quickly.

Well, needless to say, that was a little TOO quickly for my taste, although I have to admit that I found him rather charming in a strange sort of way, and he was an attractive guy. And the kids were adorable. Given a few months, who knows.

All that said, I'm not sure it qualifies as the "worst" date, but certainly the most unusual.

21 posted on 08/17/2004 7:02:19 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
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To: sweetliberty

Very unusual!


24 posted on 08/17/2004 7:05:51 AM PDT by Pippin (RE-ELECT BUSH/CHENEY............PLEASE!)
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To: sweetliberty
Too funny! LOL

Hi Sweets! Good to see you!

29 posted on 08/17/2004 7:14:04 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: sweetliberty
Oh my gosh, sweetliberty! Gulp! I'm speechless!

....although I have to admit that I found him rather charming in a strange sort of way, and he was an attractive guy. And the kids were adorable. Given a few months, who knows.

LOL!

32 posted on 08/17/2004 7:17:48 AM PDT by Billie
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To: sweetliberty

LOL lord have mercy


89 posted on 08/17/2004 11:01:11 AM PDT by cyborg
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