[LakeLady]

"Where are the media?"

They're in Cambodia with Kerry, hiding from the truth.

[Reagan Man]

No no. The media is windsurfing with John Kerry somewhere and ignoring the truth.

[Viet-Boat-Rider]

Kerry thought that the Media was lost in Cambodia, so he went to go find it on President Truman's orders, and while there he found 3 Purple Hearts behind a hooch that he burned down because "we all did it", and after he shot a teenager in the back while running away he rescued Rassman who was drowning in a pile of brown rice, a piece of which got stuck up Kerry's butt.

This was all filmed by a CIA Agent who's hat Kerry stoled and is now hung in a special place of Honor in the Communist War Museum honoring Kerry for assisting the Communist's win the war while our POW's were being tortured with the words that came out of John Kerry's mouth when he threw his medals over the White House fence while chanting "DEATH TO AMERICA" with Jane Fonda.