We Southern Republicans don't just shoot the animal. We yell "C'mon squeal like a pig" at 'em, as we blast away.
Then we sic "Booger", on the remains.
Posted on 08/16/2004 5:54:44 PM PDT by Hootch
>Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican? What with elections >coming up, we should all decide. >Question: How do you tell which you are? The answer can be found by >posing the following question: >You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. >Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, >locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You >are carrying a large caliber hand gun, and you are an expert shot. >You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you >do?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Democrat's Answer: >Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! >Does the man look poor or oppressed? >Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? >Could we run away? >What does my wife think? >What about the kids? >Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his >hand? >What does the law say about this situation? >Does my gun have appropriate safety built into it? >Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this >send to society and to my children? >Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? >Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? >If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he >was stabbing me? >Should I call 9-1-1 ? >Why is this street so deserted? >We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, >healthier street that would discourage such behavior. >This is all so confusing! >I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a >consensus. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Republican's Answer: >BANG! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Southern Republican's Answer: >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! >click....(sounds of reloading). >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Yeah, this email has been making the rounds for years.
That's just fine...it's gives Southerners a chance to bang our guns one more time!
BUMP for Southern Republicans.
We Southern Republicans don't just shoot the animal. We yell "C'mon squeal like a pig" at 'em, as we blast away.
Then we sic "Booger", on the remains.
How better to demonstrate your fine marksmanship than to place 17 extra shots through the entry location of the first bullet?
You forgot the ending...
"Nice grouping, Daddy," says the little girl...
This raises the question when did the phrase "conservative southern democrat" land on the compost heap of liberalism?
Git R done.....
This is completely ridiculous. A Southern Republican knows how to shoot well enough to take the perp out with one shot to center mass and two to the head. So properly it should be "BANG! BANG-BANG!"
The way I heard this joke, one of your kids then says, "Nice tight placement, Dad."
Or in our household, it would be, "Mom, it's my turn."
"It's not her turn, she got to do it last time!"
"I did not, you did, you liar!"
"Mom, make her be quiet! Can I shoot? Please, Mom? I'll clean up my room!"
I'm very curious about Booger. Is that your dog? Loose the teeth and it's a pic of my Sheba. Have our pups been cloned by aliens?
Ah yes, fine for practice, but if I have to take 17 extra shots to take him out I'm in big trouble. One, clean through and then two or three for vengeance.
Git R Done
Southern Republican:
"Yu taik wohn morre steip twards mah wawf and keeds yu'd bedderr give yer sole to God, cuzz yer a$$ is mahn. BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. thot ah was kiddin, eh? You thunk wrong bubbah...... Lets go home. Ah did mah good fer tha day."
No, I just found the picture on the internet and used it for fun. Nice dog though. (except for the chompers)
If I knew how to post a pic I'd show you how beautiful he'd be without those redneck teeth. But who's to complain...at least he has teeth.
To post a picture, it has to be available to the internet. Pictures on your personal computer are typically not available. If the picture is available it will have an address(or URL Uniform Resource Locator). You can use this address to post the picture.
Here is a URL: http://pb.combatwombat.com/prinbride/fireswamp.jpg
type a line like this--->
<img src="http://pb.combatwombat.com/prinbride/fireswamp.jpg"> into the reply box and you will get this
Thanks!!! Now I know how to become even more obnoxious.
How did our fellow FReeper post his wedding pics earlier today?
OOOPS! Sorry, I shouldn't be doing this on the thread.
Apologies to all.
Don't worry no one is complaining and this thread is not hopping with activity. Anyway, the reason the images that notforprophet posted are available is that he placed them on a commercial site that provides space on a host computer programmed to make images available to the internet. Here is the URL of one of his pictures: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Azzkabar/Bestman1.jpg
img.photobucket.com is the provider of the space and it appears to be free.
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