[syriacus]

From the current bulletin of Kerry's church of choice, the Paulist Center:

Book Discussion Groups Meets Monday, August 23

to discuss Michael Moore’s best seller, Stupid White Men.

[Horatio Gates]

A reading from a letter of St. Michael Moore to the ignorant...and I thought things were bad here in the Seattle area! I saw something called FREP on the newsletter. Caught my attention real quick, thought it said FREEP

[Notwithstanding]

Also from the bulletin is this item (given what we know about this place, I sort of wonder if it is really the "Heller Award", but they use the term "Hecker" in a veiled attempt not to offend - I am sure it is only given to those who actively undermine Church dogma):

2005 Hecker Award Nominations

Just two months left. Beat the rush! Submit your entry now! Flyers with guidelines are available in the racks.

[Notwithstanding]

For a list of past Hecker award winners (many on the list are heretics):

http://www.paulist.org/boston/information/hecker/awards.htm