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To: Conservomax

I have little doubt she kicks his butt on a regular basis.


2 posted on 08/11/2004 8:39:42 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Mr. Mojo

I wonder in how many languages she knows how to say 'ugly doofus'


6 posted on 08/11/2004 8:40:44 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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To: Mr. Mojo

Yep, the girlie man and his wife, which one wears the pants in that family?


22 posted on 08/11/2004 8:43:36 AM PDT by tioga (Flush the johns in '04!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

I know nothing came of that tryst Kerry supposedly didn't have with that intern, but it would surprise me one bit if he had!


30 posted on 08/11/2004 8:44:43 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Do you just think I fell off a turnip truck?)
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To: Mr. Mojo

As much as I dislike her, it is great that she is such a tough cookie....she just walks all over John.


206 posted on 08/11/2004 9:12:35 AM PDT by rwfromkansas (BYPASS FORCED WEB REGISTRATION! **** http://www.bugmenot.com ****)
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To: Mr. Mojo
" have little doubt she kicks his butt on a regular basis."

Perhaps you have discovered her one and only redeeming quality:~)

266 posted on 08/11/2004 9:29:09 AM PDT by verity (The Liberal Media is America's Enemy)
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To: Mr. Mojo
"I have little doubt she kicks his butt on a regular basis."

...we've been trying to figure out just who plays "top" in their nightly spanking games. They BOTH look like they like it and they BOTH act like they NEED it.

395 posted on 08/11/2004 10:38:46 AM PDT by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: Mr. Mojo


Keep this philosophy in mind the
next time you either hear,
or are about to repeat a rumor...

In ancient Greece(469 - 399 BC),

Socrates was
widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day the great philosopher
came upon an acquaintance who
ran up to him excitedly and
said, "Socrates, do you
know what I just heard about
one of your students?"
"Wait a moment,"
Socrates replied.
"Before you tell me I'd like
you to pass a little test.

It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?",
asked the man.
"That's right," Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my
student, let's take a moment to
filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth.
Have you made absolutely sure that what
you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said,
"actually I just
heard about it and..."

"All right," said Socrates.
"So you don't really
know if it's true or not".
"Now let's try the second
filter, the filter of
Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell
me about my student something good?"

"No, Socrates, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued,
"you want to tell me something
bad about him, even though
you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little
embarrassed.

Socrates continued.
"You may still pass the test though,
because there is a third filter -
the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell
me about my student going to be
useful to me?"

"No, not really"

"Well," concluded Socrates,
"if what you want to tell me
is neither True or Good
nor even Useful,
why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and
ashamed.

This is the reason Socrates was a great
philosopher and held in such high esteem.


It also explains why he never found
out that Plato was banging his wife


416 posted on 08/11/2004 10:55:10 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Mr. Mojo

lol. true


440 posted on 08/11/2004 11:14:42 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

I wonder if she's jealous of all the lovey-dovey going on between the Two Johns?


444 posted on 08/11/2004 11:19:48 AM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

Even scarier, he might enjoy it !! LOL


519 posted on 08/11/2004 12:56:49 PM PDT by RightWingNut
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To: Mr. Mojo

Speaking of big butts, have you taken a good look at the rear end of Mrs. Kerry lately? I guess it's hard to watch your carb-intake on the train.


655 posted on 08/11/2004 6:58:12 PM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Mr. Mojo

He is reaping the fruits of being a Gigolo. I met a guy in a similar situation once! Lord what hell!


663 posted on 08/11/2004 7:27:50 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (Further, the statement assumed)
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To: Mr. Mojo

That guy is so whipped he's getting the 'Christ crucified' sailor tatoo on his back. Naval traditions and all...


744 posted on 08/13/2004 3:21:39 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (God bless our Veterans!!! And God bless America!!! Molon Labe.)
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