Posted on 08/10/2004 5:17:51 PM PDT by Nachum
Senator Kerry, as your tour over "Flyover Country" continues, it must be really hard on your stomachs. You and the missus are used to the finest cuisine and now have to look like you are eating like the locals. All the little people are so impressed! I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at stop and threw the local food in the garbage. We all saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at a more "substantial" place for some decent food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.
After extensive research, it seems that the best restaurant at your next stop in Las Vegas seems to be a place called Aristocrat. It has a 3 and a half star review it should make for a decent meal after pretending to eat at some dumpy Los Vegas strip hotel or the local university cafateria. There are probably lots of restaurants to choose from in Las Vegas, but only one Aristocrat (if you know what I mean). Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really eat.
Here is the address:
Aristocrat
850 South Rancho Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada 89106-3837
ph: 702.870.1977
Your palates shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so rich-ly deserve. -And if it costs a little more so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.
Just trying to help.
Mais bien sur
(but of course) for those unwashed masses out there.....
We always go for lunch to the Bell, same great food, less pricey. Might try the Aladdin, I've heard very good things about the Spice Market.
A couple of nice, cheaper dinner bufets are at Main Street Station (Fremont St) and Suncoast (locals place). $11 or so, and good, but Bellagio and Alladin buffets are AWESOME!
I know Suncoast because a friend lives nearby. Didn't know the buffet was good though. We usually stay at the V or the Bell, whichever has better mid-week, off-season rates when we visit. I've never been downtown.
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