I enjoyed your two links!!
At first, I missed your tip to use the tune "Riders on the storm." I was figuring I should use "Bringing in the sheaves." I know, ears of corn are not sheaves.
On the other hand, maybe
"Bringing in the Skeeves"
would be appropriate.
Kerry is a limitless source of comedy material. I wish I had a 30 minute national TV or Radio spot everyday.