Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: Hillary's Folly

Hysterical!

Today is my wedding anniversary. My husband had to run out on a call and my gift and several cards are on his desk in plain view. The gift is a box 1" deep and about 6" square gift-wrapped in a yellow Dollar Store bag. I am 80% sure an exquisite antique diamond cross is inside as the opaque bag reveals a box exactly like those provided by the jewelry store we frequent. I will surely lose my mind in the two hours before he returns. Not that I've spent much time examining it (clears throat), but I have not been able to develop a reasonable plan to rewrap it without the possiblity of detection.

Since I would never even consider shaving off my eyebrows, would it be a crime against humanity to attempt a peek?


8 posted on 08/07/2004 6:24:18 AM PDT by Quilla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Quilla
My husband had to run out on a call and my gift and several cards are on his desk in plain view.

DOH! Could be he forgot or he is hoping you'll find it so he doesn't have to really wrap it. OR could be your getting something "really nice" from the Dollar Store. Either way, happy anniversary.

11 posted on 08/07/2004 6:32:15 AM PDT by Hillary's Folly (Imagine there's no Hillary. It's easy if you try.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla

don't peek.


12 posted on 08/07/2004 6:32:28 AM PDT by didi
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla

Go for it, Quilla. These days suspicious looking packages must be identified as quickly as possible. If not for yourself, do it for the nation. Peek.


13 posted on 08/07/2004 6:32:39 AM PDT by catpuppy (Kerry-Edwards: When hair is all that matters.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla

Don't peek, you might however put on something sexy and be
vacuuming when he gets home.


14 posted on 08/07/2004 6:37:37 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla
If you don't open it the terrorists have won.

Save the nation!!! Open the box!!!!

18 posted on 08/07/2004 6:44:05 AM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla
The gift is a box 1" deep and about 6" square gift-wrapped in a yellow Dollar Store bag.

Minature ice trays... I got Mrs. Slim a bunch of these for our Anniversary.

Signed, Tijeras_Slim (Freeping from the shed)

20 posted on 08/07/2004 6:44:29 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

To: Quilla

Today is my wedding anniversary

Happy anniversary! And many many more.


31 posted on 08/07/2004 6:54:52 AM PDT by Valin (John Kerry: Dumber than Gore, more exciting than Mondale)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson