Kerry endorses Zippo!

08/05/2004 | Reegs

[reegs]

Zippo Kerry's weapon of mass destruction. Maybe Freepers can attend Kerry rallies and silently protest by holding lighters in the air, like at rock concerts. The dems wouldn't know what to make of it!

[reegs]

Here's an idea for a give-away for the Kerry campaign:

[Onelifetogive]

Kerry.....Coming soon to your villiage!!!

[reegs]

I love it... is that a promise or a threat??? LOL

[No Blue States]

It takes a village.

To be torched by Kerry.

[RippleFire]

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[Conspiracy Guy]

First Down Kerry




This is how I flew above, the jungles there in Nam.
I held the skid and fired my gun, bam bam bam bam bam.
We approached the landing zone, I was the first man down.
“First Down Kerry”, I was called, Air Cav had come to town.
I designed the Huey, the Cobra, the Jolly Green.
Still I went to fight VC, I was a lean machine.
Swift boats, choppers, bombers too, ah yes I did it all.
For four months I was busy, but still I took the call.
I served with honor, brave, and true, saved so many men.
Viet Nam is safer now, I would go back again.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/5/2004

[Darkwolf377]

Not to Kerry: Zippos don't work well against mud huts, so your war on terrorism plans might need tweaking.

[itsamelman]

In related news, Hippo endorses Kerry...

[Izzy Dunne]

Kerry endorses Zippo

Groucho and Harpo are deeply saddened.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It takes a zero to torch a village.

[tractorman]

In response, Kerry flicked his Bic.

[mc5cents]

Kerry.....Coming soon to your villiage!!!

Hurry! Bring all the dogs and cats inside!!!

[Helms]

J.F'n K Commemorative Edition Lighter

The lighter that helped Torch A Vietnamese Village and Launch a Phony Candidacy for Presidency / U.S. Senatorial Career

Circa 1968 Lighter was recondition for JF'nK under the Zippo lifetime warranty. Zippo disclaims knowledge of its use for purposes of Arson

[Arpege92]

John Kerry knows "ZIPPO" about running a country!

[weegee]

Kerry's comin' to your town,
He's gonna burn it down
He's got an American Band (whoo hooo!)
He's got an American Band (whoo hooo!)
He's got an American Band (whoo hooo!)

Or we could take to singing Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" outside of Kerry rallies while waving Zippos.

[b4its2late]

Hillary's slogan - It Takes A Village.

Kerry's slogan - I Flamed A Village.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

If his "zippo" has a cartoon of Lucy cursing Charlie Brown, or a picture of a water skier skiing over a stump in the water and loosing some important body parts, It's not a ZIPPO but a cheap knock off made in Asia.

[Red Badger]

Was Zippo one of Kerry's Marx Band of brothers? With Bongo, Dummo and Whacko?......

[weegee]

Kerry: "Man this is gonna look super when Steven Spielberg edits this on a computer and matches this with the footage I shot in Nam. I'm such the hero."