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Caption the Heinz-Kerrys
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Posted on 08/04/2004 1:58:51 PM PDT by The South Texan
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; cornvote; kerry
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To: The South Texan
No kidding? I thought that was Ozzy riding along with kerry. Turns out it's his unkempt, foul mouthed hag of a wife.
The things we learn.
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:01:10 PM PDT
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: The South Texan
Honestly, what the hell is someone thinking when they are holding out two ears of corn out of the window of their bus? What is this supposed to mean?
To: The South Texan
Maize, what you little people call corn...
To: The South Texan
"...and then I took my corn cobs and fought off the gooks like this. Until one of them impaled me with a squash. That's how I got my purple heart. By the way - did you know I was in Viet Nam?"
To: The South Texan
'watch while we shove these' ??
Regarding Teresa's appearance in that pic... She's a man, baby! UGH!
To: The South Texan
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:05:26 PM PDT
by
finnman69
To: Unam Sanctam
"Hello peasants! If you give me your vote, I'll sell you these magic beans."
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:05:30 PM PDT
by
JD4talk
To: The Iceman Cometh
I don't know what it means.
But if I were an alien making crop circles, I'd be scared stiff.
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To: Bikers4Bush
Turns out it's his unkempt, foul mouthed hag of a wife. You know, if I had her hair and a billion dollars, I'd go see a hairdresser at least once in a while.
To: The South Texan
"Green Acres is the place for me. Farm living is the life for me.....
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:05:59 PM PDT
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: The South Texan
Is John Kerry on a short, bus tour or a shortbus tour?
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:07:25 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Democrat - It's in the dictionary - It's between "delusional" and "dimwit.")
To: The South Texan
Kerry Tries to Board Last Copter Out of Iowa
(beats getting back on the bus with Teresa “Six Flags Dancer” Heinz)
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:07:43 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: The South Texan
Where'd I leave my teeth, John, I wanna eat some of dat corn!
To: The South Texan
Lesson 8: "How to defend yourself against an assailant wielding an ear of corn"
"Can't we learn something useful, like defending ourselves against an assailant with a suitcase nuke?
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:08:28 PM PDT
by
snuffysmif
(and now for something completely different...)
To: The South Texan
Tereeeza: "Stop throwing plants at the Bus, peasants! Your scratching the paint!"
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:08:49 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: The South Texan
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:08:53 PM PDT
by
myrabach
To: The South Texan
"John, how could you? Those are our sex toys"
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:08:57 PM PDT
by
SGCOS
To: Unam Sanctam
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:09:41 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(It's a man's life in the Cardiff Rooms, Libya)
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