Posted on 08/04/2004 9:55:07 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
WACKY WIFE HAS BECOME MOTHER TERESA
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Excerpted from the NY Post........... ..........................................
The new Teresa body double calls herself "Mama T."
I kid you not.
The woman formerly known as Teresa Heinz Kerry introduced her new self yesterday to a packed roomful of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered individuals and Ben Affleck.
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Speaking in singsong, the alternate Teresa issued the crowd a group hug. "If nothing else, you will have a mom in the White House," she said. "You can call on me any time."
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She wouldn't quit. "I guess if I can have one quality I can brag about, because it's who I am, it's that I like to nurture people. I like to enable.
"All my godchildren and even some of my grown-up male friends, because they go to confession with me, call me 'Mama T.' "
Say who? As in that other, famous Mother also named Teresa?
"Mama T or Dr. T," Teresa II said. "Between a mom and a doctor
- that's the kind of person that I am. And I will always have an ear and I will always have a heart and I will always respect and want you to be loved."
And as she floated out the side door,came the inevitable chant:
"Mama T! Mama T! "Ma-Ma T!"
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Man oh Man, what have we got here!!!!
Floated????
See post #41, Mama T is strange....
Comeback for more good stuff!
See the NY Post description of the event....FLOATED ... was the word for the Gay bash visit....
Of course THK was a hit in front of a homo crowd. She looks like Chris Kattan as "Mango."
AWGH!!!
"as she floated out the side door,came the inevitable chant:
"Mama T! Mama T! "Ma-Ma T!"
The floating comes as no surprise to those of us who believe that she had been drugged for most public appearances to minimize her "Shove it!" personality.
No, it's not. You see, THK is a Democrat. If GWB or Ross ("You people") Perot had said that, it would have been scandalous. But because 'Ratwoman is a Demo, she gets a pass.
Now how is the MSM (Main Stream Media ) going to hide her from the Sheeple?
The AP buried her little visit to the Gay gathering in amongst other little tidbits.....
ROFL!
See post #41 and the link.
Think she pays more for her meds than Al Gore's dog does?
Hey fool! Donchu be talkin bout my momma like that! I'll crucify you real bad!
"The NY Post use of that word.... Floated.... is almost like a code word.
"Now how is the MSM (Main Stream Media ) going to hide her from the Sheeple?
"The AP buried her little visit to the Gay gathering in amongst other little tidbits....."
Whenever the T Rex pushes her Franchurian candidate away when he tries to kiss her I have a few thoughts that run through my old mind that has seen this done in the past by other women:
1. Is she gay and he repulses her?
2. Is he gay and that repulses her?
3. Does she hate him so much that she can't stand a hug or kiss?
4. Does she have just a micro bit of good taste left in her and refuses to be pawed over in public by her Dorky Franchurian Candidate.
Hey Foo.
Yo Mommy ain't a T Rex!
ROFL!!
That is probably exactly what the Media will try!
That said, the photos of them together I have seen make my skin crawl- they act like they despise each other. Nobody should have to put up with that from a spouse.
We don't need The French Lieutenant's Woman as our First Lady!
That's a good slogan or tagline. Very good.
But seriously, could you see Laura Bush adressing a crowd as "L'il L" or something like that?
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