Whew - I have Noritake and Waterford on my table. My silverware's heirloom so no problem there either. Dodged a bullet there.
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And Jim Beam sucks so hard. This one will be tough.
Southern Comfort
Not a problem - I'm over 16.
Glenmorangie Single Highland Malt Scotch
Glenfiddich is superior in every way - I wouldn't use Glenmorangie to clean the cat's "accidents" off the furniture. Again, no problem.
But Jack Daniels being on the list is major. That hurts.
Sorry about the Jack Daniels. But hey, we all have to make our sacrifices. No more feeding Southern Comfort sours to my Saturday night dates ;-)
It's better anyway.