Kerry Sticks Finger In Marine's Chest -- NOT! Here's the Proof

Mullings ^ | August 3. 2004

[we_will_prevail]

Horizontal object too cylindrical, without distinguishable tip to be a 100% real finger (just my opinion from the photo). I believe his finger is out and extended, but increased artificially in length.

[Petronski]

It's not his finger? What is it?

[Sir Gawain]

Horizontal object too cylindrical, without distinguishable tip to be a 100% real finger (just my opinion from the photo). I believe his finger is out and extended, but increased artificially in length.

Yeah his finger is out and bent slightly (not clenched like I originally thought).

[Double Tap]

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Thanks for the laughs man.

You are either the greatest delusionist in the world, or you are dumber than a box of rocks.

IT IS HIS FINGER. THERE IS NO FRAME. IF THERE WAS A FRAME, WHERE DOES IT GO? IT JUSTS STOPS IN MID AIR? DON'T FRAMES USUALLY HAVE FOUR SIDES? WHERE IS THE LEFT SIDE?

[Sir Gawain]

It could be his finger. It just a) looks too long and b) has discoloration near the hand that ends before the finger does. I'm still saying inconclusive.

Pointless debate anyway.

[Bluntpoint]

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[syriacus]

It's not a finger. Kerry's index finger is bent backward. You can clearly see his fingernail.

So we can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that Kerry was only placing his fist in the vicinity of the marine.

[Indy Pendance]

Please show me his fingernail. I don't see it.

[Diddle E. Squat]

If ever there was a story that belonged in EXTENDED news...


(BTW, is he pining for the fjords?)

[Lurking in Kansas]

Sigh. Don't worry about it. You're right. Kerry has a 9 inch finger. :-/

That is probably the only thing that he has that is 9 inches long.

[Political Junkie Too]

This would all be so much easier if Kerry had a wedding ring worth his worth.

I count one thumb up in the air, one index finger pointing, and three folded fingers. What looks like a fourth (pinky) finger is actually the palm of his hand below his folded pinky finger.

-PJ

[hershey]

TerAYsa bit off his index finger a few nights ago when he was changing positions.

[Sloth]

The above image is not John Kerry. The arrow is pointing at a large chunk of driftwood that just happens to resemble him.

[Sir Gawain]

You are either the greatest delusionist in the world, or you are dumber than a box of rocks.

Yeah you're so smart you just make up words such as delusionist. Impressive. Make up another word for me. Oh wait, here's one. You're a Freeptard.

[VeniVidiVici]

So, when his boss told him to use the picture, the Kerryite decided to use Photoshop to elongate the finger in the picture.

I laughed when I read this. Actually, I laughed at all the time I wasted on this thread.

But you know, I think you're right. The angle is wrong for something hanging and that one shot above looks like someone PShopped a rectangle over the finger.

[Double Tap]

No,no,no,no.

The arrow is pointed at a picture frame. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Dog Gone]

You'll like the prize.

[BenLurkin]

[Boazo]

As an expert on PhotoShop,I see no altering of photo!

[Sloth]

It's framed driftwood. you know how those hippies revere nature.