LOL!
Yep, praising Buckeye football in MI is like singing the praises of Duke's Coach K at mid-court of UNC's Dean Dome. Ya just don't do it if you expect to live!
We could have fun making an entire thread of these kind of imaginary bloopers. Here're a couple more:
"Folks, I am thrilled to be here in Auburn, Alabama. And like I always say, "Roll Tide!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor to be here at the University of Florida. And if I'm elected President, my biggest thrill would be to ride out on Renegade and plant that flaming spear at midfield of your football stadium!"