Posted on 08/02/2004 5:09:25 PM PDT by Nachum
Now Senator Kerry. I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at stop and threw the local food in the Trash. We all saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at some fancy place uptown so you and missus wouldn't have to eat all that "flyover country" garbage that the little people call food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.
After a little more research, it seems that the best restaurant at your next stop in Beloit seems to be a place called THE BELOIT COUNTRY CLUB. It has a decent review it should make for a decent meal after pretending to eat at some dumpy Wisconson diner. Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really eat
Here is the address:
The Beloit Country Club
2327 Riverside Drive.
Beloit, WI 53511
( 608)364-9000
http://www.ccbeloit.com.
Your palate shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so richly deserve. -And if it costs a little more, hey so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.
Just trying to help.
The stop was valuable, however - Lurch got to lecture some Marines on how he served in Vietnam and Teresa learned about what Chili is and furthered her knowledge about us little people. The Secret Service had to stake the Wendy's out a week in advance so the joke about it being spontaneous didn't even pass muster with the press.
WENDY'S ALL OVER THIS NATION SHOULD NOT SERVE THEM ANYMORE AND TELL THEM THEY ARE NOT WELCOME THERE. THEY CAN'T EAT WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE EAT ! ! BUT WE KNOW ALL LITTLE PEOPLE EAT SHRIMP ALL THE TIME?????????????
Why? He must have stopped at Wendy's to answer the call of nature and then (out of excessively good manners, no doubt) had to buy something there, so as to appear a good customer. It could happen to everyone. He never intended to eat there, for Lord's sake!
It makes you wonder about what "The Billionaire" (and her wife) think about the "five-second rule."
If you really want to spook Kerry, serve him calamares. He might thing they are breaded foreskins:) Take a picture of THAT! Just breaded squid deep-fried in olive oil.
Bah! He should go to the Brat Stop in Kenosha. I was horribly drunk there once, and they didn't mind, so they should welcome Kerry. And NO Senator, you DO NOT put ketchup on a bratwurst, even if it is Heinz.
Just head up the Rock freeway in the opposite direction of Illinois.
Beloit. What a ****hole of a town.
Bah! He should go to the Brat Stop in Kenosha. I was horribly drunk there once, and they didn't mind, so they should welcome Kerry. And NO Senator, you DO NOT put ketchup on a bratwurst, even if it is Heinz.
Just head up the Rock freeway in the opposite direction of Illinois.
Beloit. What a ****hole of a town.
Kerry had a frosty, and Tayraysah had chili. Mark Steyn had a great column in which he said Wendy's should call that the "Kerry special".
The Brat stop is a great place! I think the people of Kenosha will see right through the snob Kerrys.
This pic looks like Tereza is Giving Kerry an autograph!
This part of the story was only reported by NewsMax; the original article didn't include it.
I take it you've never been to South Beloit, then... ;o(
Keep your ears open. See if they put out any press on this. We local hicks call it "bel•OIT." The new society wannabes are pronouncing it "BEL•wah" now. Maybe it was annexed by France?
It's funny how liking food that is not fast food is considered snobby. Also food in Beloit is terrible, I got a burrito once with mayo on it...that is anything but good. I don't blame Kerry for finding something decent to eat (I am surprised he found it at all).
We're just trying to help...
Shrimp is the #1 seafood in America.
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