Excellent work and you have my sympathies for suffering through it.
The part about Corrine Brown being sub-literate was hilarious. You didn't mention her "You people stole the election" tirade in the House a few weeks back nor her plan to have the UN oversee the Florida polls "to insure it never happens again".
One question: did anyone mention 9-11-2001? Anyone at all?
Judging from that evidence alone, a Martian attending this Convention would have thought that the Iraq War was forty years ago, but the Vietnam War was being fought right now.
John / Billybob