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New Xbox Title: "SWIFT BOAT COMMANDER"
Self | 08-02-04 | Bootyist Monk

Posted on 08/02/2004 2:44:26 PM PDT by bootyist-monk

Edited on 08/02/2004 3:56:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: bootyist-monk

John F'n Kerry reminds me of John Rambo. Digs bullets out of his own flesh with his knife, closes up the wound with his sewing kit (not even an ouch), then back to the hand held machine gun for more combat action. Whatta hero.


21 posted on 08/02/2004 2:56:02 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: bootyist-monk

LOLOLOL!

Thanks!


22 posted on 08/02/2004 2:56:38 PM PDT by Skooz (My Biography: Psalm 40:1-3)
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To: bootyist-monk

Unlock "river intradiction mode", pull the pin on your concussion grenade & blow rice up your arse. Then put in for your own citation - will you complete the paperwork in time to be choppered out?


23 posted on 08/02/2004 2:58:42 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: bootyist-monk
Absolutely awesome but can you add his explicit f@ckin language to thre advisory as I gotta believe he had a mouth back too.
24 posted on 08/02/2004 3:00:07 PM PDT by Helms (EITHER YOU CREATE A JOB OR SOMEONE ELSE DOES FOR YOU SO EASE UP)
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To: bootyist-monk

Bada$$. Simply bada$$. Nicely done!


25 posted on 08/02/2004 3:01:16 PM PDT by Prime Choice (When Clinton lies, he insults our integrity. When Kerry lies, he insults our intelligence.)
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To: bootyist-monk

LOL!!

That's great!


26 posted on 08/02/2004 3:01:42 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: bootyist-monk
Very nice!

One question though. Where's Flipper?

The games "hero" needs a side-kick to follow along, constantly, through every adventure
Saving said "hero" when he screws up, giving sage advice, and all that sort of stuff.

27 posted on 08/02/2004 3:03:07 PM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: bootyist-monk; Searching4Justice

LMAO! Excellent!!!!


28 posted on 08/02/2004 3:04:36 PM PDT by BossLady (Kerry/Edwards - They talk so much crap you need two Johns.......)
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To: bootyist-monk

Nope. Won't sell without Hanoi Jane in a Barbarella outfit.


29 posted on 08/02/2004 3:05:33 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shields up! Beebers on stune!)
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To: bootyist-monk

Cool! It's got Havok physics! I can't wait to see the wet bandaid realistically flopping around on Kerry's arm!


30 posted on 08/02/2004 3:07:07 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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To: bootyist-monk

You seemed to have forgotten the third Purple Heart on the box cover!

Sincerely,
John F-ing Kerry

Great stuff! I love it. Couldn't stop laughing


31 posted on 08/02/2004 3:08:27 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: Billthedrill; Cyber Liberty; dead; Victoria Delsoul; Fiddlstix; Focault's Pendulum; glock rocks; ...

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32 posted on 08/02/2004 3:09:09 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: bootyist-monk
!!!

PT-109 emulation


33 posted on 08/02/2004 3:13:43 PM PDT by AndrewC (I am a Bertrand Russell agnostic, even an atheist.</sarcasm>)
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To: bootyist-monk

This should approach 'BA' status, soon. Look forward to hearing about on Rush' show tomorrow..


34 posted on 08/02/2004 3:19:54 PM PDT by TomServo ("I'm so upset that I'll binge on a Saltine.")
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To: Jim Robinson
John F'n Kerry reminds me of John Rambo.


35 posted on 08/02/2004 3:20:16 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: Rastus

Gotta love Havok. BTW, I may have been too cute by half with the prosperity / posterity joke. Oh well. Also, realized I misspelled Khan (Kahn). If it generates enough love, I can always post a revision.

Best,
Bootyist


36 posted on 08/02/2004 3:24:08 PM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: Sir Gawain

Well, you can't see it yet… it says 17+ hehe. :-*


37 posted on 08/02/2004 3:26:44 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
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To: KC_Conspirator

Been in the game's business since the early days of the Sega CD. Came to it as a visual effects producer. Been writing and designing ever since (currently have the highest rated game on the Xbox). Also, a film that I sold to Dimension is about to start production (October).

Best,
Bootyist


38 posted on 08/02/2004 3:27:41 PM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: bootyist-monk; Registered; Interesting Times
Check this out! lol

booty, you should include a Kerry Action Figure for those little brothers and sisters not old enough to play the XBox - the one with the child safety lock of course! lol


39 posted on 08/02/2004 3:35:49 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I know. Just a few more years. :-D


40 posted on 08/02/2004 3:37:18 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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