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Pet rooster travels 45 minutes underneath car
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | 8/2/2004 | The Associated Press

Posted on 08/02/2004 12:31:27 PM PDT by Willie Green

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To: martin_fierro

Hah!


41 posted on 08/02/2004 1:16:38 PM PDT by BrooklynGOP (www.logicandsanity.com)
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To: Shryke; All

If you see the little red rooster
Won't you please drive him home
If you see the little red rooster
Won't you please drive him home
Been no peace in the barnyard
Since that little red rooster's been gone


42 posted on 08/02/2004 1:17:46 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (1xy1xx)
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To: Willie Green
Pet rooster travels 45 minutes underneath car

DeNiro will play it in the movie version:


43 posted on 08/02/2004 1:18:53 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: martin_fierro
I'd recognize my petcock anywhere.


44 posted on 08/02/2004 1:22:44 PM PDT by cinFLA
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To: Willie Green

Hey that's what I call myself! We have that much in common.


45 posted on 08/02/2004 1:27:04 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
#3.  "I spent a week at IUP one day in the 70's."?
 
Slim,  Don't mean to be a wiseguy but I need  "edjukatin";  how does one spend a week one day?  Thought that all stopped in the '60's'.......   ;^p ilgrim (albq) 
 
  

46 posted on 08/02/2004 1:28:01 PM PDT by pilgrim
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To: pilgrim
 
Out spot!!
 
  

47 posted on 08/02/2004 1:33:23 PM PDT by pilgrim
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To: Bacon Man

Damn! That is one seriously lucky cat, I'm glad he escaped that one...


48 posted on 08/02/2004 1:38:10 PM PDT by Serb5150 (God Bless Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Willie Green

49 posted on 08/02/2004 1:59:07 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Our late, great, Golden Retriever, Prior Lake Jake was less than a year old when we brought a long haired tom cat home to take on the meadow voles that had moved into our garage. Surprisingly, the cat tolerated Jake's "mothering" even when Jake would pick up the cat by his head and carry him around. After a three or four minute "carry," Jake would put the cat down and lick him thoroughly. Why the cat put up with all the slobbering and drool, I'll never know.


50 posted on 08/02/2004 2:00:10 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Willie Green
This is Indiana, PENNSYLVANIA. (About 50 miles east of Pittsburgh). No harm done. The locals are quite accustomed to the mistaken identity.

What's with that part of Pennsylvania? Isn't there a "Washington," and a "California" thereabouts too?

51 posted on 08/02/2004 2:19:37 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: pilgrim
how does one spend a week one day?

The place is so deathly dull, it just seemed that way...

52 posted on 08/02/2004 2:20:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
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To: freedomlover

That is funny. Not to make fun of the cat, but what a funny story


53 posted on 08/02/2004 2:22:27 PM PDT by mel
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To: lepton; martin_fierro; xsmommy
What's with that part of Pennsylvania? Isn't there a "Washington," and a "California" thereabouts too?

Well they had to come up with something, and "Punxsutawney" was already taken.

54 posted on 08/02/2004 2:31:21 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Willie Green
Another arkancide:


55 posted on 08/02/2004 3:24:42 PM PDT by chainsaw (VOTE AMERICAN - VOTE REPUBLICAN)
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To: Willie Green
I went up on the mountain to give my horn a blow
I thought I heard my true love say "Yonder goes my beau"

Crow, black chicken and crow for day
Crow, black chicken and fly away
Crow, black chicken and crow for day
I love chicken pie

Chicken crow for midnight, chicken crow for day
Along comes an owl, ooh-haa, knocked that chicken away

Chicken crow for midnight, chicken crow for day
Along comes a Ford, ooh-haa, knocked that chicken away

The hardest work I ever done was plough a field of rye The easiest work I ever done was eating chicken pie

Oh wish I had a big frame house, fifteen stories high
Every story in that house was filled with chicken pie

56 posted on 08/02/2004 3:59:07 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Willie Green

As God is my witness, I thought roosters could drive.


57 posted on 08/02/2004 7:52:41 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: Willie Green

Precooked ... yum...

58 posted on 08/02/2004 8:03:21 PM PDT by valkyrieanne
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To: Lady Jag

Just thought you should be here...


59 posted on 08/03/2004 6:23:28 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (al-Qa'ida terrorists are cowards who hide behind masks and decapitate helpless victims.)
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To: martin_fierro
Lute thought it was hers, but wasn't quite sure.

60 posted on 08/03/2004 6:37:20 AM PDT by BraveMan (Infected by the Tagline virus. Curses, Izzy Dunne!)
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