12/31/1969, 6:00pm cst

Its like Deja Vu all over again.

1 posted on 08/02/2004 12:06:10 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat

To: Diddle E. Squat

Are you logged on or what??

2 posted on 08/02/2004 12:07:15 PM PDT by RaceBannon (God Bless Ronald Reagan, and may America Bless God!)

To: Diddle E. Squat

Stuned is my beeber.

3 posted on 08/02/2004 12:07:17 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

To: Diddle E. Squat

4 posted on 08/02/2004 12:07:22 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat

To: Diddle E. Squat

All your decades are belong to us.

5 posted on 08/02/2004 12:07:40 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)

poor beeber... poor, poor beeber...

6 posted on 08/02/2004 12:09:16 PM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)

To: hispanarepublicana

Don't stare at the sun.

7 posted on 08/02/2004 12:09:26 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat

To: Diddle E. Squat

8 posted on 08/02/2004 12:10:01 PM PDT by Publius (Mother Nature is a hanging judge.)

To: Diddle E. Squat

9 posted on 08/02/2004 12:10:48 PM PDT by VRWCmember (This tagline not to be removed under penalty of law except by consumer.)

To: Diddle E. Squat; dead

In other Breaking News, "The Smokey Backroom" has become simply "Smoky Backroom".

Seriesly.

10 posted on 08/02/2004 12:11:40 PM PDT by Constitution Day

To: Diddle E. Squat

The timing is a little suspicious.

11 posted on 08/02/2004 12:11:42 PM PDT by VRWCmember (This tagline not to be removed under penalty of law except by consumer.)

To: Diddle E. Squat; Owl_Eagle

Kitty Litter Cake Recipe

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!

12 posted on 08/02/2004 12:11:49 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Slipping into consciousness)

To: Diddle E. Squat

Was just a display problem.

13 posted on 08/02/2004 12:12:01 PM PDT by John Robinson

To: A+Bert; Illbay; Merchan Seaman; Publius

Lemme ping to find out.

14 posted on 08/02/2004 12:13:14 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat

To: martin_fierro

Thanks for the reminder... I forgot to scoop my cat box today.

15 posted on 08/02/2004 12:13:59 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

To: Diddle E. Squat

I think you look funny.

16 posted on 08/02/2004 12:14:11 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

To: Constitution Day

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 posted on 08/02/2004 12:14:24 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat

To: Diddle E. Squat

You called????

quidam

18 posted on 08/02/2004 12:16:44 PM PDT by prognostigaator

To: John Robinson

Was just a display ~~problem~~ malfunction.

19 posted on 08/02/2004 12:16:45 PM PDT by OSHA (Jihads Are Us -- JUST IN -- While supplies last. Bomb vests in those hard to find infant sizes!.)

To: John Robinson

I'm disappointed.
For a while I thought you had invented time travel!
Or was that Al Gore?

20 posted on 08/02/2004 12:16:53 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee (Now Playing -- John Kerry: The Frenchurian Candidate!)

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