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Blowin' in the weird (Steyn Alert!)
Washington Times ^ | 8/2/04 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/02/2004 6:02:01 AM PDT by Elkiejg

Edited on 08/02/2004 9:48:45 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

"The embattled farmers stood and fired the shot heard round the world," declared Ted Kennedy, in a moment of Revolutionary War nostalgia. Or he would have done, if he had managed to stick to his text. But, in a strikingly erratic performance even by his standards, what actually emerged from the senator's lips was: they "fired the shirt round the world."

That sums up better than anything what the Democratic Party was trying to do last week for its presidential candidate: fire the stuffed shirt round the world, put a rocket up a guy who seems weighed down by his own self-importance and project him into the stratosphere. All the star speakers through the week were the equivalents of those bits of the rocket that boost you into space and then fall away, leaving just the little capsule up there. And, who knows, if they boosted him up high enough, maybe nobody would notice just how little there is to John Kerry's little capsule.

Well, that was the theory. "I'm John Kerry," began the candidate last Thursday night, "and I'm ... reporting for duty."

Democratic Party partisans appreciate this stuff -- a stageful of Swifties, the war-wounded Max Cleland, "we band of brothers, a little older, a little greyer" -- but they appreciate it mainly as a postmodern jest, a way of sticking it to the Republicans. To anybody else, including those sought-after "swing voters" in "battleground states," it's starting to sound a little weird. John Kerry says he's running on his record, but, of his four decades of adult life, he's running on his four months in Vietnam. Of the other 39 years and eight months, there's nary a word.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Government; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 4paragraphlimit; marksteyn; notanexcerpt
Another Steyn gem.
1 posted on 08/02/2004 6:02:06 AM PDT by Elkiejg
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To: Elkiejg
"The embattled farmers stood and fired the shot heard round the world," declared Ted Kennedy, in a moment of Revolutionary War nostalgia.

Of course if ol Ted and his ilk were around then the farmers of Massachusetts would have been limited to throwing rocks at the Redcoats.....
2 posted on 08/02/2004 6:06:07 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Elkiejg

Another Steyn gem that has already been posted.


3 posted on 08/02/2004 6:08:09 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Elkiejg
"and I'm ... reporting for duty."

Just showing up for work would be nice for starters!

4 posted on 08/02/2004 6:09:42 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: aruanan

Sorry - I did a search first, but nothning showed up.


5 posted on 08/02/2004 6:18:16 AM PDT by Elkiejg (Clintons, Democrats, NAA CP & ACLU have ruined America)
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To: Elkiejg
Excerpted -

I give up - what does the word "excerpted" mean?

I thought it meant taking a small portion of something.

6 posted on 08/02/2004 6:52:05 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: aruanan

I never saw it either, and I always look for the Mark Steyn articles (and I'm on here most every day). What's the best way to search? I must be missing it. Thanks!


7 posted on 08/02/2004 7:07:17 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: Elkiejg
"I'm John Kerry," began the candidate last Thursday night, "and I'm ... reporting for duty."

I saw this quote as a headline last week and my reaction was to imagine what the captain would say to him in reply...

"Kerry!!! We're still at Condition One. Your battle station is in the Senate. What in hell are you doing here?"

8 posted on 08/02/2004 7:17:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (Kerry-Edwards 2004-The Mate Was A Mighty Lawyer Man, The Skipper Brave And Sure...)
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To: Elkiejg
But it seems to me emblematic of the Democratic Party's problem intellectually: it's almost wholly reactionary -- on national security, on Social Security. What are the Democrats for? Well, they're for getting rid of George W. Bush, but what else?

That says it all. The GOP is the party of ideas. The Dems are the party of the status quo.

9 posted on 08/02/2004 7:20:41 AM PDT by kabar
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To: kabar
I disagree.

The Democrats are FOR this man...

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10 posted on 08/02/2004 7:57:35 AM PDT by Stallone (We who stand on the other side of the line must be equally clear and certain of our convictions. ~ W)
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To: Elkiejg
"I sold my bicycle for Democracy"

Ironic that the Socialists are using proud to use capitalism to destroy America.

Like the terrorists who use Western technology to attack us because their pathetic culture is so backward.

11 posted on 08/02/2004 8:03:06 AM PDT by Stallone (We who stand on the other side of the line must be equally clear and certain of our convictions. ~ W)
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"I sold my bicycle for Democracy"

Ironic that the Socialists are proud to use capitalism to destroy America.

Like the terrorists who use Western technology to attack us because their pathetic culture is so backward it can't even produce their weapons.

Now, I wonder about 'Rat Kerry's interest in the space program.

Could it be?


12 posted on 08/02/2004 8:04:47 AM PDT by Stallone (We who stand on the other side of the line must be equally clear and certain of our convictions. ~ W)
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To: Elkiejg; GraceCoolidge
The Steyn piece was Steyn: How Dems delude themselves.
13 posted on 08/02/2004 9:29:41 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Elkiejg
We won't know for sure until November but based on current polling numbers and the 2000 results it appears that about 1/2 of all voters ARE sold on what ever the Dems were selling at this convention. Even if it's incoherrent, irresponsible, based on lies, and would surely result in total failure.

THAT is the scary thing about what I saw at the Democratic Convention.

14 posted on 08/02/2004 9:32:10 AM PDT by Jack Black
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To: Elkiejg
they "fired the shirt round the world."

He really said that? LOL!

15 posted on 08/02/2004 11:23:05 AM PDT by talleyman (John Kerry: Honest as a French $3 Bill.)
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To: Kozak

About the throwing rocks part (LOL) I recall a pair of anecdotes about the British Army in the Napoleonic Wars or perhaps the Crimea, in the days of muzzle loaders, when regiments in square had run out of ammunition, in one case they were throwing rocks at French cavalry and in another their Colonel orders his men to make faces!


16 posted on 08/04/2004 8:30:10 AM PDT by skepsel
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