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Posted on 07/31/2004 4:54:56 AM PDT by sarcasm
As Daniel Gabriel Doyle sat in a car talking to some social workers earlier this week, his pants exploded.
"A flash of fire went through the car along with a red flare," said Patrick Stanfield, commander of the Lookout Mountain Judicial Circuit Drug Task Force. "It burned his clothes and some of the caseworkers' clothes."
Stanfield said the three Walker County social workers apparently caught Doyle at a bad time when they stopped by his home Tuesday. Evidently Doyle, 39, was in the midst of manufacturing a batch of methamphetamine, Stanfield said.
Doyle met the social workers at his front door and walked out to their car and sat down to fill out some forms, according to Stanfield. "The social workers said he kept patting his right front pants pocket," Stanfield said. "Finally, while he was sitting in the back seat, the front of his pants exploded."
Doyle apparently combined red phosphorus and iodine, components used in manufacturing the drug, in a film canister and stuck it in his pocket, authorities said. The chemicals reacted and exploded, causing second- and third-degree burns to Doyle's testicles and leg, Walker County sheriff's Maj. Hill Morrison said.
Doyle was taken to Chattanooga's Erlanger Medical Center for treatment. Friday, he was in the Walker County Jail, charged with manufacturing methamphetamine.
"That was one for the books," said Morrison. "I've been in this business for more than 35 years, and that's a first."
Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy, I sure hope the burns to his testicles keep him from breeding.
"Hold muh barbiecyood nutsack and watch this"
Poor Doyle, gonna be singing falsetto in the big house.
Roasted nuts anyone?
"We don't need no ed U kay shun" another brick(head) in the wall.
There's been a rash of things being stuffed down pants.
I hate it when that happens.
Is that an explosion in your pants...or are you just glad to see me?
Might be a good name for a band.
Sandy Burglar, are you listening?
I thought this was going to be a fart-lighting story.
Doyle apparently combined red phosphorus and iodine, components used in manufacturing the drug, in a film canister and stuck it in his pocket
Just curious- Was he lying to someone when his pants burst into flame?
Probably.
When is Sandy going to learn not to stuff things down his pants?
"Sandy Berger, please pick up the white courtesy phone...!"
Obligatory Meth User gfx.
Dear God.
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