Caption: Kerry/Edwards with Ben Affleck in background

Drudge Report ^ | 30 JUL 04 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Have fun!

[Dawgmeister]

Kerry: Ooo-ooo that smell! Can't you smell that smell.....

[adam_az]

OPEN LETTER TO KERRY FROM 204 YEARS AGO:

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the Public Treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the Public Treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy always followed by dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been two-hundred years. These nations have progressed throught this sequence: From bondage to spiritual faith; from spiritual faith to great courage; from courage to abundance; from abundance to complacency; from complacency to apathy; from apathy to dependence; from dependence back again into bondage.”
—Alexander Fraser Tyler, 1700

[highnoon]

Affleck: Yeah, JLo and I did it on that rooftop too!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

John: Pssst, John
John: Yes, John
John: Don't worry...help is on the way.
John: Thanks, John

[Dawgmeister]

First operational demonstration of the new exoflatulator..

[DCBryan1]

Ben Affleck: "Jack, see that mountain moving to the east about four miles away? That's J-Lo's ass going shopping!"

[Republican Red]

Funny. I just read an article by Andy Borowitz of Jewish World Review with a few amusing lines about Affleck and THE CURSE:

In other convention news, actor Ben Affleck was ejected from the Fleet Center in Boston after Democratic Party officials feared that his long-running losing streak at the box office might spread to the Kerry-Edwards ticket in the fall.

While party officials downplayed talk of an "Affleck curse," insiders acknowledged that the actor's presence at the convention had become an unwelcome distraction.

"Maybe it's the lingering effects of 'Gigli,' but every time Ben walked into the building the bomb-sniffing dogs went crazy," one insider said.

Jewish World Review

[Marysecretary]

There was another picture of the two of them cozying up to each other in another thread. Now THAT looked like, well, you can take it from there...

[Spok]

"Kerry and Edwards.... are these two actually secretly gay lovers? Can't seem to keep their hands to themselves."

It's supposed to be a secret?

Actually, the opposite is true. They're not, but want people to think they are. To a Democrat, sodomy is virtuous.

[treeclimber]

[Caipirabob]

Ex-Bennifer: 'That guy on the left? The one drooling? He's one of the two saps who paid to see "Gigli".'

[pierrem15]

Affleck: Thanks John, I finally found a bigger ass than J'Lo's!

[oblomov]

John K: Have I told you that you look radiant today? Just radiant!

John E: C'mon, not this gay stuff again...surely you're joking?!

John K: I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.

[Darkwolf377]

Ben: "They're taking a picture, let's point. Anyway, I'm doing a remake of "Chasing Amy" but the producers want to make Amy a man! Imagine that, a straight man falling for another straight man! Isn't that ridiculous?"

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Kerry whispers to Edwards-" Little Boy, want to pet the hamster in my pocket ? "

[hattend]

Look at the way Kerry is looking at Edwards.

You think that's bad? Check out this creepy photo.

I have no idea if it's real or photoshopped...I found it on another thread.

[hattend]

See #36

[Hatteras]

photo-shopped...

[hattend]

How can you tell?

[Hatteras]

Skin tones suggest indoor lighting on Kerry, outdoor lighting on Edwards. No shadow behind Kerry's ear but shadows all over Edwards. The first things that stood out but I'm sure I could get more detailed with a little time.