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Daughter: Kerry Showed Love By Saving Hampster (Private Hampster Makes the Wires!)
San Jose Mercury News ^
| 7/30/04
Posted on 07/30/2004 7:25:22 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: TigersEye
savingprivatehamster
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posted on
07/30/2004 7:54:59 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(Saving Private Hamster)
To: gopwinsin04
...the future Democratic nominee for president--'grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hampster and began to administer CPR.'This is indeed a man of many facets.
In one lifetime he's torturing, mutilating and murdering innocent Vietnamese and in another he's breathing life into a dying hamster!
What a pile of crap is this DemocRAT candidate, and what a pile of crap is this socialist RAT party! Watching their "convention" is a study in subhumanism.
42
posted on
07/30/2004 7:55:06 AM PDT
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: gopwinsin04
If only Mary Jo had been a hamster, Teddy the Swimmer might have saved her.
43
posted on
07/30/2004 7:55:07 AM PDT
by
TheRightGuy
(ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
To: Cagey
Hamster.....and, under heavy enemy fire, he turned the boat around and plucked me out.
(((( lmao )))) very funny ;)
To: gopwinsin04
I, for one, commend him for his hamster rescue. It's not quite enough to get me to vote for him, but if he gets elected at least I'll be able to say, "well, he saved that hamster, so maybe he's not so bad."
To: dead
Richard Gere is intently following this story..
To: gopwinsin04
Actually, he thought it was a RAT and future voter, thus his only reason for trying to save it.
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
07/30/2004 8:01:55 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Howlin
... Alexandra said. "He was never quite right after that, but Licorice lived."I'm glad that Licorice lived but, Alex, your Daddy was never quite right.
49
posted on
07/30/2004 8:02:43 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Your parents are Pro-Choice? You're lucky to be here!)
To: gopwinsin04
Who gives a F@%^&%*#@ ballon hoot what she doaes. Kerry is over. Let her eat cake from her nutty moms bank account.
50
posted on
07/30/2004 8:03:00 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: Velveeta
That's one of the first emails I received!
51
posted on
07/30/2004 8:03:13 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: dead
The graphic is perfect! Just add a little Breck Girl hair for Edwards..
To: mountaineer
53
posted on
07/30/2004 8:07:25 AM PDT
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Mama say that gators are ornery 'cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.)
To: gopwinsin04
To: counterpunch
Aw man, my mom tossed out my original issue of the Chappaquiddick Anniversary special. I hear this issue is worth a fortune now.
55
posted on
07/30/2004 8:11:07 AM PDT
by
Socratic
(Yes, there is method in the madness.)
To: gopwinsin04
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for dootie."
56
posted on
07/30/2004 8:13:27 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I always make my gerbil strap on a tiny hard-hat wth one of those miner's lights on it, just in case. Heh heh heh.
To: gopwinsin04
'He was never quite right after that, but Licorice lived.' Should be:
"She was never quite right after that, but Teresa lived."
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posted on
07/30/2004 8:15:27 AM PDT
by
Semper Vigilantis
(JFK's right for once: Help IS on the way - and it's spelled B-U-S-H)
To: Semper Vigilantis
To: Diddle E. Squat
I hate that hamster dance.
60
posted on
07/30/2004 8:20:00 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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