Dem Delegates Speculate on Kerry Cabinet Posts

GOPUSA ^ | July.29,2004 | Michael Illions of Talon News

[Semper Paratus]

Come November the only choices Kerry will have for cabinet posts will be oak or pine.

[clintonh8r]

No doubt it would look like the bar scene from Star Wars. A true freak show, just like the clinton cabinet.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

So, in a hypothetical world where Kerry wins (I DON'T believe that will happen), who would the ornamental Republican in the cabinet be? Any chance McCain is Sec. of Defense and we could replace him in the Senate with a real Republican like J.D. Hayworth?

[Lady GOP]

If they get in say goodbye to this country. With Kerry #1 most liberal voting record in the Senate and Edwards #4 most liberal voting record there will be the most liberal possible judges and cabinet members appointed.

Agree with Kerry's wife: Dems are putrid.

[frankenMonkey]

this one's too, too easy...

Sandy Burgler...Federal Prison Soap Boy
Richard Clark...Reservation Clerk for mideastern airline
Jay Wilson...Super Secrect Cover Boy for Ms Magazine
Teresa Kerry...reprises roll of Colonel Klink in remake of Hogan's Heros
Elizabeth Edwards...R\reprises roll of the Hindenburg
...

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Dem Delegates Speculate on Kerry Cabinet Posts

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[Damagro]

Lol, this ranks right up there with my plans on spending the powerball jackpot

[wardaddy]

sounds like a PC politburo.

[marty60]

Waste of time.

[rabidralph]

Is everyone in this story named Reece, or Reese?

[kabar]

He also added that he would support Dennis Kucinich in the cabinet if Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry would create a "Department of Peace."

I hope Kerry picks this one and runs with it. LOL.

[ken5050]

Who would be the ambassador to France, Michael Moore?

[lonestar]

Senators don't make Cabinet appointments.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Jimmah Cahtah, Secretary of Forgetfulness.

[12 Gauge Mossberg]

A minority will head HUD, as usual.

[wai-ming]

"I don't think we can gain the respect of the world unless we have a Cabinet that is a rainbow, because the majority of the world is of color."

Huh? Is America pandering to "the world" now?

[N. Theknow]

Dem Delegates Speculate on Kerry Cabinet Posts

Democrat - it's in the dictionary.

It's between "delusional" and "dimwit."

[1Old Pro]

The fact that Richard Holbrooke told Chriss Mathhews that he would lobby for secretary of state is PLENTY of reason to vote against Kerry.

[tobyhill]

I think the most telling part of this Democrat's scheme is the post for Former NATO Gen. Clark. How can one be serious about defeating terrorist with a nomination of a former general that negotiated with an Al-Qaeda affiliated group the KLA. The KLA was financed and trained with Bin Laden's group Al Qaeda and is known to have killed 100,000 Kosovo Christians yet the only person we hear about on trial for war crimes is Milosevic?