I Believe
Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!!
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the Radical RightWing Extremists
BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'...
THE LEFT'S DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!
I Believe
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Rolling Stones' "BEAST OF BURDEN"
I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles my feet are hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me
Am I hard enough
Am I rough enough
Am I rich enough
I'm not too blind to see
I'll never be your beast of burden
So let's go home and draw the curtains
Music on the radio
Come on baby make sweet love to me
Am I hard enough
Am I rough enough
Am I rich enough
I'm not too blind to see
Oh little sister
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, girl
You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty, pretty
Such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Come on baby please, please, please
I'll tell ya
You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no shoes on my feet
But, put me out, put me out
Put me out of misery
Yeah, all your sickness
I can suck it up
Throw it all at me
I can shrug it off
There's one thing baby
That I don't understand
You keep on telling me
I ain't your kind of man
Ain't I rough enough, ooh baby
Ain't I tough enough
Ain't I rich enough, in love enough
Ooh! Ooh! Please
I'll never be your beast of burden
I'll never be your beast of burden
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be
I don't need no beast of burden
I need no fussing
I need no nursing
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be
Pre...MUD
"Right Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!
Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...
{end very intensely on Am}
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)
FReegards...MUD
Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden...
DemRATS're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Left's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Kerry's desertin'!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...Right sees Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little girls...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya...
Lib'rals/Islam, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
You keep on telling me...Bush ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Bush just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby...
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...vile LeftWing burden...
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden...
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
Mudboy Slim
I'm gonna work on another Dylan song later. Lay Lady Lay.
Later
Please share it here once you git it FReeped, my FRiend...MUD
Will do
"Right's Winning!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
Good Tune. Better lyrics!
RightWing's inspired...RATS can't stand it...
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATS ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!
Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment...
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!
Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame...
Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
Yeah, we gotta win it, guys...
RATS try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...
SlixMYbitch...that's Right!!
RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD...
Kerry's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot a child in the back...that's Right!!
Folks, RATS ain't got no shame...
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!"
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...
Mudboy Slim
"Today, we're going to talk about how to encourage an ownership society in America. Listen, these are changing times. If you really think about it, they are much different from the times when we came up. Most of our dads -- at least guys my age dads -- worked for one company. Mine did move around a little bit, but -- (laughter.) George's generally worked for one company. (Laughter and applause.) At any rate, when we think about it, it was a different society back a couple of decades ago because a person stayed with the same company, had the health plan from the company, retirement plan from the company. Now people are moving around. It's a different world. And there is some uncertainty in that kind of world. Moms and dads are both working, sometimes out of the house. And the economy is changing. And, therefore, government policy ought to change with the times. And one way to bring stability and security into a person's life is to encourage ownership. See, if you own and control your own health care plan, you can move from job to job without worrying as to whether or not you're going to get health coverage for your family. If you own your own home, and building equity in your own home, and you're changing from job to job, it provides great security and relief.
And so we're going to talk about different forms of ownership here. But the point here, is I want you to understand that over the next four years we'll be working to build a culture of ownership in America. We want more people owning things in this country. (Applause.) Let me put it to you bluntly: In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life. And that's a difference -- there's a difference in philosophy, when you think about it. A lot of the government policies are, you know, as I like to put it: we'll give you the orders and you pay the bills. (Laughter.) If you really think about it, there's a philosophical divide here in this campaign. My judgment is, government ought to be empowering people by giving them more control over their lives."
Yer gittin' warmer, Mr. President...MUD
BTW...Devolve Power from the Federal Leviathan and back to the States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families, and Individuals!! Git the Federal Guv'ment OUT OF OUR LIVES, wherever feasible!!
From - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1188015/posts
Ganged Up
Conspiracy at 18th and Swann, NW
By Mark Halperin, Lisa Todorovich, Marc Ambinder, David Chalian, Brooke Brower, Mary Hood, Karen Travers, Annie Chiappetta, Jan Simmonds, and Alexandra Avnet with Faryl Ury and Jonathan Greenberger
W A S H I N G T O N, Aug. 9, 2004—
Ken Mehlman was not invited to Sunday's meeting of the Journalists Division of the Gang of 500.
Had the President's campaign manager been in attendance, however, he would not have been surprised at what was discussed.
The meeting — held, per usual, on the top floor of Lauriol Plaza — did have a speaker phone set up, so those in Martha's Vineyard, the Hamptons, Jackson Hole, Nantucket, Kennebunkport, and aboard the Kerry train could participate.
In fact, somehow Mary Beth Cahill got the dial-in number, and she was able to listen in (while she leafed through the clips and some expense reports … ).
Cahill, too, wasn't the least bit surprised about what went on.
First, the group concluded that Friday's job numbers pretty much give them license through election day to frame all stories about the economy to convey a 43-reliving-41 job creation failure.
Along with the deficit, the rising numbers of the uninsured, and the "lack of courage" to raise taxes on the wealthy, the Journalist Division settled upon the storyline — voters have judged the president a bungler at guiding the economy.
Second, with the chaos in Iraq back on the front pages and on TV, the Division decided to remember that much of the president's weak job approval number and "wrong track" persistence, is based on the mess in Iraq. Everyone agreed to return that point to center stage leading up to the end of August as a good way to frame the Republican convention narrative.
Third, with only three dissenting votes, the Division agreed that until weapons of mass destruction are found in Iraq (thus restoring Mr. Bush's credibility) John Kerry's best attempts to come off as a Gore-like grasping, exaggerating, pandering, slashing equivocator would not be Noticed — or at least, not be allowed to define coverage of the Democratic nominee.
So Kerry's inexplicable attack on the President for staying in the classroom on 9/11? Ignore it. (Ignore what Mrs. Heinz Kerry said earlier in defending the president's actions.)
And Kerry's equally inexplicable blurting out to NPR that he would significantly reduce the number of troops in Iraq in his first year in office? Ignore that too.
Even ignore the wacky explanation given by one of his aides to the Washington Post, courageously on background: Kerry's "pledge to reduce troops came in response to a question and did not mark a new policy, rather a hope for improved conditions in Iraq."
On this point, the Division did raise an orange juice toast of agreement with the absent Mr. Mehlman, endorsing his view that, until and unless the press starts holding the non-incumbent accountable for such statements, the president probably can't win.
Ah, but what the Division members — mostly not regular churchgoers, mostly not gun owners, and mostly unaware of what it is like to get dirty while they work (literally, if not figuratively) — did not focus on was the micro, targeted way that Mehlman and Karl Rove plan to win the election anyway.
Thus, four must-reads in the papers today that explain how re-election can be eked out:
1. people of faith: the New York Times ' David Kirkpatrick front pages a fantastic look at how church leaders are team leaders for BC04. LINK and more on this story below. See also: LINK
2. gun owners: Jeff Birnbaum of the Washington Post examines the electoral muscle of the NRA. LINKand more on this story below
3. the coal community: the New York Times Christopher Drew and Rich Oppel explore the ways in which the Bush Administration and Bush campaign continue to appeal to those who make their living off of King Coal in those battleground states. LINK, and more on this story below.
4. military voters in North Florida: LINK and Arkansas and (even Oregon!!) and elsewhere.
Still undecided by the Division is how much attention to give to the specific "charges" in "Unfit For Command"; whether same-sex marriage will really cut for Bush in the end (the Division believes not but isn't entirely sure); who the "It" demographic will be in late October; where Kerry's debate expectations stand; whether John Edwards' stump prowess has been overrated; and several other matters to be detailed in the days ahead.
WOW...MUD
"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")
Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........
[Guitar weepin']
Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
[Guitar Jammin' to close]
Mudboy Slim
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