[Constitution Day]

Whooeee! I hope you're wearing your flameproof suit.

[Crazieman]

Hi, and welcome to last fortnight.

[dead]

I hear Ted Nugent wrote the lyrics.

[South40]

No! Not Again!!!

[socal_parrot]

I just got an e-mail from George Carlin called "I am a Bad American". It's a hoot! I'll have to post it.

[najida]

Ok,

I get to be the "already posted" Nazi

Already posted here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1171985

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1174434

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1168444

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1175683

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1175510

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1175351

AND Here http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1176497
sorta, kinda

[ElkGroveDan]

Did you hear the one about the Grasshopper and the Ants?

[Chieftain]

You'll see scenes like these in it...

But you won't see this... cause I made it!

[Arthur McGowan]

Totally unfunny and unwitty.

[TomServo]