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Discovering DITS: Democrat Induced Tourette's Syndrome
American Digest ^
| July 27, 2004
| Gerard Van der Leun
Posted on 07/28/2004 10:56:31 AM PDT by vanderleun
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To: vanderleun
The poster boy for D.I.T.S. is Michael Moore of "Fahrenheit 911" fame.
To: vanderleun
It's "Kerrette" syndrome.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:03:15 AM PDT
by
AZamericonnie
("Any compromise between good & evil only hurts the good & helps the evil")
To: humblegunner; xsmommy; SeaDragon
Oh my, check this out!
DITS is right!
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:05:26 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(Involved vs. Committed- take bacon and eggs, for example, the hen is involved, the pig is committed.)
To: 1Mike; 3catsanadog; ~Vor~; ~Kim4VRWC's~; A CA Guy; A Citizen Reporter; abner; Aeronaut; AFPhys; ...
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:07:17 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(John Kerry & John Edwards: Political Malpractice)
To: RikaStrom
i KNEW IT! but mine was provoked during the Clinton administration, but has now spread to the whole lot of them.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:07:45 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: vanderleun
By ones, by twos, by the vanload, by the busload and trainload, virtually every person within a hundred mile radius who had Tourette's syndrome, began to arrive at the museum and buy tickets, or in the case of extreme twitchiness, have them purchased for them by their designated driver. Oh, dear. Oh dear oh dear. This was worth reading just to put this picture in my head.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:12:10 AM PDT
by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: Howlin
All it takes is mentioning a Democrat and I SCUM SUCKING BETWETTING WHINE ASS STUPID LIBERAL BRAINFARTING CLYMERS! suffer a DITS attack.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:13:49 AM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: RikaStrom
DITS is right! I've taken to cleaning the guns when watching the news.
Very comforting.
To: Howlin
Thanks for the ping! For the first time ever, I am unable to bear watching the DNC...I've already had enough of the lot of them. My DITS manifested itself sometime during primary season :)
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:44:37 AM PDT
by
Annie03
(Kerry American Values: abortion and appeasement)
To: Howlin
I haven't watched a second of it, I don't want to be accused of bulemia.
I have found when watching Fox , it makes me feel better if when Estrich, Begalla or one of the other puke provokers appears that I either pinch their heads off or do the eye poke.
Doesn't accomplish much but I do get to vent my fury in a socially concious way.:-{}
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:47:38 AM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Kerry/Edwards. A pig in a dress is still a pig.)
To: Howlin
Thanks for the ping. I feel the induced syndrome coming closer, daily.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:53:51 AM PDT
by
reformedliberal
(Proud Bush-Cheney04 volunteer)
To: vanderleun
Is there some kind of support group or government program for this disorder? Man, do I need to get in contact with them...
DITS Sufferer
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:54:00 AM PDT
by
Spiff
(Don't believe everything you think.)
To: Howlin
"an ordinary sentence such as "Perhaps, after all, the Democrats are fit to rule." is unwilling stated as "Perhaps, after BOOGERBUGGER! FATASS! all the C**PF**K! ASSHATS! Democrats are WEINERBUGGERS! fit to RAMMERHARDER! DITZBREATH MONGOMUFFINSB***ME rule SWEET F**K ALL! ..... sorry, sorry, please excuse, .... excuse... pity... poor Gollum, yes precious?"
I just discovered that, if you read the above in a situation where you MUST NOT LOL, you can do harm to yourself.
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posted on
07/28/2004 11:54:05 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: Howlin
Good one. Thanks.
Is today's live thread up for us convention zombies yet?
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:06:27 PM PDT
by
LisaFab
To: LisaFab
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:10:24 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(John Kerry & John Edwards: Political Malpractice)
To: vanderleun
I have suffered from DITS since the Clinton years and may have first displayed symptoms when Jimmy Carter won the election in '76.
This ailment can be minimized by surrounding yourself with FReepers and using self-management techniques.
If that fails, purchase as many pillows as you can during the Winter White Sale and a box of ammo for your favorite handgun and then plaster pillows with pictures of the most offensive of Democrats and string from clothesline for target practice. Pounding a pillow is just not sufficient in the worst of DITS cases and major therapy is recommended.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:11:18 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
To: Howlin
Thank heavens. My DITS kicked in big time last night, and it's also interfered with my daily radio talk show listening. I simply can't hurl obscenities at the radio while in the workplace, it's bad form.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:13:12 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Howlin
Yes, I am the man who now finds himself swearing at his television.
This guy just started doing this now?...
thanks for the ping (-:
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:13:50 PM PDT
by
firewalk
To: HangFire; diotima; nunya bidness; feinswinesuksass
Bastidge stole my line.
;^)
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:19:07 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." :::Hillar(ed)y!::: 6/28/04)
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