To: vanderleun
The poster boy for D.I.T.S. is Michael Moore of "Fahrenheit 911" fame.
To: vanderleun
It's "Kerrette" syndrome.
3 posted on
07/28/2004 11:03:15 AM PDT by
AZamericonnie
("Any compromise between good & evil only hurts the good & helps the evil")
To: 1Mike; 3catsanadog; ~Vor~; ~Kim4VRWC's~; A CA Guy; A Citizen Reporter; abner; Aeronaut; AFPhys; ...
5 posted on
07/28/2004 11:07:17 AM PDT by
Howlin
(John Kerry & John Edwards: Political Malpractice)
To: vanderleun
By ones, by twos, by the vanload, by the busload and trainload, virtually every person within a hundred mile radius who had Tourette's syndrome, began to arrive at the museum and buy tickets, or in the case of extreme twitchiness, have them purchased for them by their designated driver. Oh, dear. Oh dear oh dear. This was worth reading just to put this picture in my head.
7 posted on
07/28/2004 11:12:10 AM PDT by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: vanderleun
Is there some kind of support group or government program for this disorder? Man, do I need to get in contact with them...
DITS Sufferer
13 posted on
07/28/2004 11:54:00 AM PDT by
Spiff
(Don't believe everything you think.)
To: vanderleun
I have suffered from DITS since the Clinton years and may have first displayed symptoms when Jimmy Carter won the election in '76.
This ailment can be minimized by surrounding yourself with FReepers and using self-management techniques.
If that fails, purchase as many pillows as you can during the Winter White Sale and a box of ammo for your favorite handgun and then plaster pillows with pictures of the most offensive of Democrats and string from clothesline for target practice. Pounding a pillow is just not sufficient in the worst of DITS cases and major therapy is recommended.
17 posted on
07/28/2004 12:11:18 PM PDT by
Kate of Spice Island
('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
To: HangFire; diotima; nunya bidness; feinswinesuksass
Bastidge stole my line.
;^)
20 posted on
07/28/2004 12:19:07 PM PDT by
AnnaZ
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." :::Hillar(ed)y!::: 6/28/04)
To: vanderleun
Whoops, just triggered my spasmodic pattelikinesis.
21 posted on
07/28/2004 12:19:21 PM PDT by
Old Professer
(Interests in common are commonly abused.)
To: vanderleun
Whoops, just triggered my spasmodic patellikinesis.
Ignore last post, please....
22 posted on
07/28/2004 12:20:35 PM PDT by
Old Professer
(Interests in common are commonly abused.)
To: vanderleun
Terrific rant! The live thread - link to Howlin - is very amusing and helps get us through the evening. It is most valuable while watching the muted TV , since every word spoken from that podium is a lie
30 posted on
07/28/2004 1:41:17 PM PDT by
maica
(Hitlary says; "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good"...)
To: vanderleun; Howlin
Must hold on.....must not stoop to their level....white knuckles....step away from the television...don't say it....
To: vanderleun
I have it I have it, I'm sure! I just didn't know what to call it. "Extreme twitchiness" coupled with something akin to "road rage". Its DITS for sure.
35 posted on
07/28/2004 4:37:33 PM PDT by
Ditter
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