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Posted on 07/27/2004 8:57:01 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
Earlier I posted an essay making the point that John Kerry struck me as being very much like "Leonard Zelig" a character created by Woody Allen twenty years ago. "Zelig" physically becomes like people he finds himself with. John Kerry is today's Leonard Zelig. Kerry spoke to real Catholics and the words "I believe that life begins at conception" came out of his mouth. He was at the NAACP meeting and he gave the Black power fist up salute. I think I was wrong. John Kerry may be a fictional character, but he has not yet decided on which one he wants to be. Void of a genuine personality, both Kerry and Zelig have to morph into a new persona almost daily. Now the New York Post has a picture of Kerry/Zelig in a space suit that makes him look like a sperm from Woody's movie " Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask." This cinches it! John Kerry IS merely a figment of Woody Allen's imagination, nothing more.
I still can't believe the Dims can rally behind this dope.
I still can't believe the Dims can rally behind this dope.
Yhey'll just blow a little dope..
I was sure you were going to cite The Sperm from 'Everything you wanted to know about Sex'.
You're right, what was I thinking. Absolutely no thought occurs with these people.
The Democratic Convention, is trying to Portray Senator Kerry as a NON liberal....snickers...
They aren't. The banner they are rallying around is "WE HATE BUSH" not, "Gee, what a great guy Kerry is".
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